All pretty scary scenarios alright, but none conjures up scary to me more than Theismann calling another Bills game, ever.
It was funny as hell when his sidekick, who looks like a moron, and doesn't talk much better, stated, after Joe had given us
the Redskins 'keys to the game", something like, "ok, there you have Joe Thiemann's keys to the Redskins Bills game".
He never gave us any Bills keys to the game, wtf was that?