PromoTheRobot Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Raiders HC faces possible felony assault charges. Maybe it takes us a few extra weeks to sign our #1 pick but at least Dick Jauron doesn't break the jaw of an assistant coach screaming "I gonna kill you!!' Al Davis hires Tom Cable to be head coach but then insists he picks the coordinators. Anyone who accepts the Raiders HC job needs a head exam. PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Doesn't necessarily mean the Bills AREN'T a mess. Both could be true. * "Certainly you want your assistant coaches to shut up, but there was some confusion and he just kept talking. So, we'll look at the X-rays Monday and go from there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillnutinHouston Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 * "Certainly you want your assistant coaches to shut up, but there was some confusion and he just kept talking. So, we'll look at the X-rays Monday and go from there." Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Raiders HC faces possible felony assault charges. Maybe it takes us a few extra weeks to sign our #1 pick but at least Dick Jauron doesn't break the jaw of an assistant coach screaming "I gonna kill you!!' Al Davis hires Tom Cable to be head coach but then insists he picks the coordinators. Anyone who accepts the Raiders HC job needs a head exam. PTR Yeah, I'd hate for Dick to show he's actually alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
todd Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 The Raiders are the worst franchise in the NFL. People mock Ralph, but Davis is the real fool. Raiders HC faces possible felony assault charges. Maybe it takes us a few extra weeks to sign our #1 pick but at least Dick Jauron doesn't break the jaw of an assistant coach screaming "I gonna kill you!!' Al Davis hires Tom Cable to be head coach but then insists he picks the coordinators. Anyone who accepts the Raiders HC job needs a head exam. PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 Yeah, I'd hate for Dick to show he's actually alive. Felony assault. Yep, that's how to show you have a pulse. PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Raiders HC faces possible felony assault charges. Anyone who accepts the Raiders HC job needs a head exam. PTR I'd take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Common denominator = old owner. And when I say old, I mean like "chillin' in the Agora" old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutie Flakes Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 IMO, Jauron AKA Casper Milktoast and Tom Cable are at two ends of the spectrum. I would be happy with a coach with a demeanor somewhere in the middle. The nice guy sh-- is getting old!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewildrabbit Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 All I gotta say is that Marv Levy had some assistant coaches who brawled it out in a training class one year,can't recall who though. Special teams coach and D line coach over blocking schemes and what players the will utilize in kickoff coverages? It just seems to me that you would want coaches, players with a competitive fire on your pro football team. I would really like to see some fire in ole Dickeys eyes for once,or even in his voice. The Chin, out on the sidelines yelling at players at the top of his lungs and spittle flying out of his mouth, cursing out a player who missed a key assignment, then goes over and pats him and says get it right next time....YEAH BABY! The Tuna giving his rookie CB the nickname "toast" because he misses so many coverages, always fighting with his QB and making him focus on assignments....YEAH BABY! You can look at the Raiders as dysfunctional... or you can look at them and say, that head coach has fire inside, lets see where it takes him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wagon Circler Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Common denominator = old owner. And when I say old, I mean like "chillin' in the Agora" old. FUNNY another denominator. Neither team has contended in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipers Hair Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 * "Certainly you want your assistant coaches to shut up, but there was some confusion and he just kept talking. So, we'll look at the X-rays Monday and go from there." Brilliant.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 You can look at the Raiders as dysfunctional... or you can look at them and say, that head coach has fire inside, lets see where it takes him. A fire inside??? How about a chemical imabalance!! It's going to take him to jail or the loony hatch. PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutie Flakes Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 All I gotta say is that Marv Levy had some assistant coaches who brawled it out in a training class one year,can't recall who though. Special teams coach and D line coach over blocking schemes and what players the will utilize in kickoff coverages? It just seems to me that you would want coaches, players with a competitive fire on your pro football team. I would really like to see some fire in ole Dickeys eyes for once,or even in his voice. The Chin, out on the sidelines yelling at players at the top of his lungs and spittle flying out of his mouth, cursing out a player who missed a key assignment, then goes over and pats him and says get it right next time....YEAH BABY! The Tuna giving his rookie CB the nickname "toast" because he misses so many coverages, always fighting with his QB and making him focus on assignments....YEAH BABY! You can look at the Raiders as dysfunctional... or you can look at them and say, that head coach has fire inside, lets see where it takes him. It's one thing to get into it with a player or another coach, even to the point of it turning into a shoving match, but to actually assault someone and break their jaw is another thing entirely. There is "competitive fire" and then there is dysfunctional behavior made to look like "competitive fire". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharper802 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Raiders HC faces possible felony assault charges. Maybe it takes us a few extra weeks to sign our #1 pick but at least Dick Jauron doesn't break the jaw of an assistant coach screaming "I gonna kill you!!' Al Davis hires Tom Cable to be head coach but then insists he picks the coordinators. Anyone who accepts the Raiders HC job needs a head exam. PTR Maybe DJ should have done that with the prior offensive coordinator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bufcomments Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Doesn't necessarily mean the Bills AREN'T a mess. Both could be true. * "Certainly you want your assistant coaches to shut up, but there was some confusion and he just kept talking. So, we'll look at the X-rays Monday and go from there." classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickey Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Felony assault. Yep, that's how to show you have a pulse. PTR Actually, back when this franchise was actually a contender, we had one coach put another's head into a wall so that kind of thing is not necessarily related to franchise quality. If it meant winning more games, I wouldn't care if Jauron and Turk got into a knife fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewildrabbit Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 A fire inside??? How about a chemical imabalance!! It's going to take him to jail or the loony hatch. PTR Lane Kiffen had problem with that exact same assistant coach and wanted him fired,Al Davis said no because from what I've read he is Al's inside man on the coaching staff. In other words, the guy is a RAT. Anyway, dunno about you but I'd be pretty pissed if I found out someone was talking crap to my boss about me, behind my back. Mike Ditka punched a concrete wall so hard he broke his hand during a team meeting... Mike Singletary drops his trousers during a half time talk... WR Steve Smith punched another players and hurt him badly,Bill Romanowski spit on players and punched a player and hurt him,both players were sued and lost. Even the Bills best head coach in their history used to be fiery on the sidelines, You "over officious jerk! " made me laugh. Like I said, lets see where this takes him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLynchTrain Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Raiders HC faces possible felony assault charges. Maybe it takes us a few extra weeks to sign our #1 pick but at least Dick Jauron doesn't break the jaw of an assistant coach screaming "I gonna kill you!!' Al Davis hires Tom Cable to be head coach but then insists he picks the coordinators. Anyone who accepts the Raiders HC job needs a head exam. PTR Not to nit pick, but where does it say in the article he faces possible felony assault? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 If coach Jauron was gonna assault one of his staff, he'd probably put on the 16 ounce pillows and give his intended victim protective headgear to wear first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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