angrygnome Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 How about this. Why do chicken coops have two doors? If they had four they'd be chicken sedans! I actually laughed at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I actually laughed at that. Cold towel, valium, lie down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 30, 2009 Author Share Posted July 30, 2009 My dinner won't be ready for another 33 minutes but I'm hungry now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 My dinner won't be ready for another 33 minutes but I'm hungry now You do realize that if somebody from the 1700's came in a time machine to your place they'd smack you for saying that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 30, 2009 Author Share Posted July 30, 2009 You do realize that if somebody from the 1700's came in a time machine to your place they'd smack you for saying that. if somebody from the 1700s had a time machine they wouldn't have to wait for their food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 if somebody from the 1700s had a time machine they wouldn't have to wait for their food But you still would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 30, 2009 Author Share Posted July 30, 2009 But you still would. 6 minutes 40 seconds left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 6 minutes 40 seconds left Winner winner chicken dinner!!! Whooo Hoooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Die, thread, DIE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 31, 2009 Author Share Posted July 31, 2009 Die, thread, DIE!!!!! This threads like the Energizer Bunny. And you saw what happened when I tried to take the batteries out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 This threads like the Energizer Bunny. And you saw what happened when I tried to take the batteries out It's very much like the Energizer Bunny, in that it's annoying the living sh-- out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Clear the room. I just sharted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 I have a sneaking suspicion that this thread is heading to infinity and beyond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 But you still would. It's very much like the Energizer Bunny, in that it's annoying the living sh-- out of me. And yet you keep coming back for more!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Man, has this thread gone downhill. You're implying that it ever was uphill ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 My dinner won't be ready for another 33 minutes but I'm hungry now So what did you have for dinner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 So what did you have for dinner? 33 minute rice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 33 minute rice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 33 minute rice. Damj: So, BLZFAN4LIFE, how could it take you 33 minutes to cook your rice when it takes the entire rice eating world 15 minutes? BLZFAN4LIFE: I don't know, I'm a slow cook I guess. Damj: I'm sorry I was all the way over here I couldn't hear you did you say you were a slow cook, that's it? BLZFAN4LIFE: Yeah. Damj: Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into rice slower in your kitchen than anywhere else on the face of the earth? BLZFAN4LIFE: I don't know. Damj: Well, I guess the laws of physics cease to exist on top of your stove. Was this magic rice? Did you buy it from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans? Wait ... I think we covered this movie yesterday ... Damj: BLZFAN4LIFE, did you cook your rice in 15 minutes?!? Steely Dan: You don’t have to answer that question! BLZFAN4LIFE: I'll answer the question! [to Damj] BLZFAN4LIFE: You want answers? Damj: I think I'm entitled. BLZFAN4LIFE: You want answers? Damj: I want the truth! BLZFAN4LIFE: You can’t handle the truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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