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was thinking of quitting, but then decided against it. that would be too easy, and i wouldn't want to give you folks the satisfaction. and i think rfeynman has been mailing it in, and should really change his name back to what it was, because it's far too pedestrian as far as i'm concerned.

and this whole talk of just jack's victory, well that's just wrong. i won this sucker some 50 pages ago, and it was verified. so all the funny and grumpy and sunglassed and devil and head-banging-againstp-wall emoticons can't change that. and it's also been established that any bans against me do not apply.

 

so live with it people. i'm here to stay. :lol:

 

jw

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was thinking of quitting, but then decided against it. that would be too easy, and i wouldn't want to give you folks the satisfaction. and i think rfeynman has been mailing it in, and should really change his name back to what it was, because it's far too pedestrian as far as i'm concerned.

and this whole talk of just jack's victory, well that's just wrong. i won this sucker some 50 pages ago, and it was verified. so all the funny and grumpy and sunglassed and devil and head-banging-againstp-wall emoticons can't change that. and it's also been established that any bans against me do not apply.

 

so live with it people. i'm here to stay. :lol:

 

jw

 

That's right, quitters never win and winners never quit!

 

This one may apply as well: Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzh-xq65rMs...feature=related

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You think this is all a big joke, don't you? You think because you're a comedian that somehow the law doesn't apply to you, that you're above the law? Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, RFeynman. Maybe that's how you get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over!

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You think this is all a big joke, don't you? You think because you're a comedian that somehow the law doesn't apply to you, that you're above the law? Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, RFeynman. Maybe that's how you get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over!

 

To be frank, I just dont give a damn. . .

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You think this is all a big joke, don't you? You think because you're a comedian that somehow the law doesn't apply to you, that you're above the law? Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, RFeynman. Maybe that's how you get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over!

 

I take it you're not into kitty porn. :thumbsup:

 

Lunch question. Eat the sandwich I made, or go to CiCi's?

 

Sandwich, save some dough and spend it this weekend.

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Elaine: "Why do they call it a wedgie?"

George: "Because the underwear is pulled up from the back until... it wedges in."

Jerry: "They also have an Atomic Wedgie. Now the goal there is to actually get the waistband on top of the head. It's very rare."

Elaine: "Boys are sick."

Jerry: "What do girls do?"

Elaine: "We just tease someone until they develop an eating disorder."

 

- Elaine, George and Jerry, in "The Library"

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