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If John Kerry wins, then on November 3rd:

Everyone will have jobs

We win the war on terrorism

Everyone in the world loves us again

Our schools will turn out bright and insightful students

Our ecomomy blossoms

and we can all get drugs from Canada.

 

 

Well that's what he said on his commercials

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I voted for John Kerry this morning. I feel so safe and free and I'm going to get my flight tix for France at lunch time today. Can't wait to get there and have them make me feel at home, like they do all Americans. Also, check out the honey that is my avatar.

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If John Kerry wins, then on November 3rd:

Everyone will have jobs

We win the war on terrorism

Everyone in the world loves us again

Our schools will turn out bright and insightful students

Our ecomomy blossoms

and we can all get drugs from Canada.

Well that's what he said on his commercials

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Oh good, politics.

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I believe that if we just give the players more time - it is a new system they have to learn, you know - that everything will be just fine.

 

I am going to watch some political advertisements now, and then replay the debates. I need to be informed before I cast my vote.

 

:lol::lol:

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I miss baseball.

 

oh, and Guff...you're the greatest!

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And I was going to start with how pleased I am that the rational thinkers on this board are being courteous and polite to each other by only posting worthwhile, well formulated thoughts.

 

I am equally pleased that we all realize that winning Sunday was no indication of the teams true potential. The team is in a shambles and not able to be fixed.

 

But poking fun at NG is much more fun

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If John Kerry wins, then on November 3rd:

Everyone will have jobs

We win the war on terrorism

Everyone in the world loves us again

Our schools will turn out bright and insightful students

Our ecomomy blossoms

and we can all get drugs from Canada.

Well that's what he said on his commercials

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Oh, and Christopher Reeve will rise from the dead and walk again... :D:D

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