The Dean Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 that career builder one wasn't horribly bad One of the best, of a bad lot, so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 9:00 #1) Full bottles of Coke float? Wow, this was ghey. #2) Frosted Flakes, yawn. #3) Celebrities (I suppose) pimping Conan. Who cares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Conan, the biggest joke killer since Colin Quinn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 Conan, the biggest joke killer since Colin Quinn. Now that you mention it the resemblance is scary. Could Colin be Conan's... mom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 So, is Coke a pesticide or did I miss something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 9:05 End of 3rd Q, it's attack of the local affiliate revenue spots... here's what I got. #1) NFL.com: Some guy named Usama, terrorizing quarterbacks. And my attention span. #2) It's The Jesus babbling gibberish after drinking a Heineken. I guess that's an endorsement. #3) Commiecast internet with turtles. Horrid. #4) Giant Supermarket appealing to the organic granola crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 9:05 End of 3rd Q, it's attack of the local affiliate revenue spots... here's what I got. #1) NFL.com: Some guy named Usama, terrorizing quarterbacks. And my attention span. #2) It's The Jesus babbling gibberish after drinking a Heineken. I guess that's an endorsement. #3) Commiecast internet with turtles. Horrid. #4) Giant Supermarket appealing to the organic granola crowd. #3 here- the Comcast ad with a rabbit. #4 Jack (of Jack in the Box) hit by a bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 #3 here- the Comcast ad with a rabbit. #4 Jack (of Jack in the Box) hit by a bus. There are a few local, or regional, spots mixed in, it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 9:11 More local spots? #1) NBC reprised the error in physics by that blonde ditz. #2) Cox communication. #3) Acura. I don't care what anyone says, a 7.62 round going into the mouth of a whiskey bottle and exploding out the back in ultra-slo-mo cannot be uncool. #4) NBC Celebrity apprentice with a mummified Joan Rivers and a career-mummified Andrew Dice Clay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I saw what looked like a local McDonald's spot here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 New favorite! The Coke Zero remake of the Mean Joe Greene ad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 9:16 #1) Hyundai is really buying the spots up this year. #2) Coke Zero reprises the Joe Greene spot. Pretty lame actually. This will make the bottom-5 list, I think. #3) Cash4gold.com? If you don't have Ed McMahon in a Dead Pool, consider it. #4) NBC Medium, a show whose name grossly overrates our collective interest in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I think it's local- Cash4gold with Ed McMahon and MC Hammer! MC Hammer- My gold records, my gold medallion of me wearing a gold medallion! Ed McMahon- my gold hip replacement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwws9999 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 New favorite! The Coke Zero remake of the Mean Joe Greene ad. I liked the monster.com ad the best, he definitely needed a new job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I liked the monster.com ad the best, he definitely needed a new job Career builder, maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 9:22 #1) Vizio has money for advertisements? Thanks for showing us that pattern test for 30 seconds though. #2) Taco Bell enchiladas. I don't care enough to try to "get it" #3) GE. Some sort of nightmare Tin Man magically dancing on transformers without blacking out the entire Northeast. Lotsa of kids are gonna wake up screaming tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwws9999 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Career builder, maybe? the monster one where he gets to stare at the back end of the moose all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Hulu. An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 9:26 It's a ball game again #1) Hulu.com. It's Alec Baldwin. Yes, you want to turn people's brains to mush so they vote Democrat, I get it. I know what you are, Alec #2) NBC. That dumb Heroes dancing ad again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 the monster one where he gets to stare at the back end of the moose all day Ah...missed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 New favorite! The Coke Zero remake of the Mean Joe Greene ad. I dunno--that didnt seem to work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I knew Baldwin was an alien! Is he from the same planet as Kin Jung-Il? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 9:32 Cards can drive for the lead? #1) GE, going along with the green scam. Or the kid farted into that jar. #2) Pepsobama MacGruber ad. The mullets were amusing in a dumb kind of way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 9:32 Cards can drive for the lead? #1) GE, going along with the green scam. Or the kid farted into that jar. #2) Pepsobama MacGruber ad. The mullets were amusing in a dumb kind of way. that was on last nite's SNL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 that was on last nite's SNL Wasn't funny then, either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 that was on last nite's SNL I like that Richard Dean Anderson was in that ad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 9:53 do you believe in miracles? Maybe... #1) Some Bud Fruit commercial. Ghey. #2) GoDaddy. C-SPIN is kinda funny. I knew that ho would show up before it was over. #3) NBC who cares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 What commercials? Obviously they couldn't sell many since half of them were promos for NBC shows and most of the rest were for bad movies (probably from studios owned by GE affiliates). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 What commercials? Obviously they couldn't sell many since half of them were promos for NBC shows and most of the rest were for bad movies (probably from studios owned by GE affiliates). I guess it's to drive the price up for the remaining slots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I guess it's to drive the price up for the remaining slots? The networks use these high profile events to push their other shows. It is really the main reason they bid for big sports events Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 10:13 Another disgraceful Super Ref Bowl, congrats to the Stealers for stealing another one yippie, now all my sh*tbag Pennsyltucky transplant a-hole neighbors will be flying their sh*tty Stealers flag for the next 6 months. #1) USA Network, who cares. #2) The new fugly Honda Accord. What were they thinking? #3) It's better in the Bahamas? What's better? Dysentery? #4) Amtrak Acela. #5) More train stuff. This time they're trying to guilt you with the environment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmwolf21 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I thought this year's batch of commercials -- as a whole -- were pretty disappointing. Nothing really stood out or really made me laugh out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I thought this year's batch of commercials -- as a whole -- were pretty disappointing. Nothing really stood out or really made me laugh out loud. I guess the recession has hit creativity, as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmwolf21 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I guess the recession has hit creativity, as well. Yeah I guess so. Just an average group of commercials for the most part, commercials I'd expect to see in a random regular-season game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 I liked careerbuilder.com for the commercial, and Star Trek for the movies I want to see (because I don't want to see any of the others) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrobot Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 My favorites: (5) Moose Head guy working under back end (4) Polamalu take-off of the Mean Joe Greene commercial (3) Coke Ladybug animation (2) "How about eliminating Bud Light from every meeting?"--thrown out window (1) Doritos--strips girl, liberates ATM, turns cop to monkey, is out of Doritos, hit by bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I liked careerbuilder.com for the commercial, and Star Trek for the movies I want to see (because I don't want to see any of the others) i'd have to agree with both of those, from what I saw and remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 With the exception of the Hulu ad which was mildly amusing, this was the worst year for SB ads I can remember. PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huuuge Bills Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 With the exception of the Hulu ad which was mildly amusing, this was the worst year for SB ads I can remember. PTR I agree, although I did smirk at the Koala bear getting punched in the face. It was so unexpected. And I better enjoy that while I can, PETA will probably hold a hunger strike until someone apologizes for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 My favorites:(5) Moose Head guy working under back end (4) Polamalu take-off of the Mean Joe Greene commercial (3) Coke Ladybug animation (2) "How about eliminating Bud Light from every meeting?"--thrown out window (1) Doritos--strips girl, liberates ATM, turns cop to monkey, is out of Doritos, hit by bus Overall I thought the commercials were weak. Have to agree that the Doritos girl on the sidewalk got my attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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