Ralonzo Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Simulcasting this year... Let's catch up: 6:22 - Away we go. #1) GI Joe, the movie. Finally someone pushes over that French Space Needle. Hope it was us. #2) If Amway didn't pay the mortgage for you, call Avon like these homely women. Maybe they should try using some of their product before pushing it on others? #3) McDonald's tugs at our heartstrings as some kid pulls a penny out of the circuit breaker to give to other sick kids. Awwww. Don't worry kid, universal healthcare will mean you don't have to do homework by candlelight. #4) NFL. Kurt Warner tries to break Jim Kelly's record for talking about himelf in the third person. #5) NBC promo for Monday. A bunch of TV stars dancing like Steve Winwood. Sad. #6) Hyundai Genesis. They're still telling us they're not like Yugos. 6:30 And kickoff is already late. Nice planning. #1) Hyundai has some guy in a helmet knocking over traffic cones under trees, accompanied by some music that was considered edgy when it was 1992 and camera work that makes people who watch the new season of Battlestar Galactica nauseous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Lots of breaking through glass already this year in the commercials. BTW, you do have the world's greatest avatar. Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 1, 2009 Author Share Posted February 1, 2009 6:39, How many SB touchdowns can a QB score with his helmet? Challenge it!!! #1) Here's the first Bud Light ad. Is annoyability a word? #2) Movie. Da Vinci Code II: Lenny Gets Even. #3) Nice Starsky and Hutch and Miami Vice allusions. On the other hand it's an Audi. Enjoy it the 150 days a year it's not in the shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 we get garbage canadian commercials here in effing canada. communist bull sht laws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 1, 2009 Author Share Posted February 1, 2009 6:43 A challenge that causes a 4-point swing. Take a note Dick. #1) Mr Robert Zimmerman, and a bunch of "same is it ever was" motifs for Pepsobama Cola. They should use the Who for a sister ad... meet the new boss, same as the old boss. #2) Doritos. Nutshots are always funny, I don't care who you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 1, 2009 Author Share Posted February 1, 2009 6:51 Cards looking shaky... #1) Conan O'Skeletor for Bud Light. That looked more German than Swedish. #2) Year One, another movie with Anachronism as the main theme. Should be a friggin' riot. I mean, Mel Brooks never got around to this. Oh wait, he did? #3) Toyota Venza. Hey, why not, gas is around $2 again, right? Some chuck promo. She thinks being flat is "1-D". Blondes can't handle the X AND Y axes, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 7:01 End of 1st Q. Is Arizona going to make a play today? #1) Bridgestone. Mrs Potato Head is headed for some beef stew. #2) The Fast And The Furious 12, where Vin Diesel publically takes it up the tailpipe. #3) Castrol oil. Nice, bestiality should sell you tons of lube, guys. #4) Spooky NBC commercial time. Oooh, I'm soooo scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Worst. Super Bowl Commercials. Ever. EDIT: OK, the Doritos commercial (where the girl loses her dress) was pretty decent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 7:05 #1) Land Of The Lost. A new Will Farrell movie where, just for a change, Will Farrell plays the role of Will Farrell. #2) Doritos with a demented and antisocial ad. Should sell great to the bored extreme youth demographic while they're rehabbing their skateboard and BMX injuries. #3) GoDaddy. Danica Patrick has bigger shoulders than me. Crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huuuge Bills Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Worst. Super Bowl Commercials. Ever. You can say that again. God Awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Yes!!! Star Trek! Best commercial of the night so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 7:09 Jeff Reed's hairdo almost pulled that PAT wide. #1) Pepsobama Max. This reminds me why there should be compulsory viewing of the Three Stooges to reverse the weenification of American society. #2) Pedigree dog commercial where people have pets that don't make sense instead a dog. #3) Budweiser commercial where some clown has a Clydesdale as a pet. Good placement, guys. 7:12 #1) Not just another idiotic animal commercial, but that carny seems way too attached to that white mare in a non-owner-pet sort of way. #2) Star Trek. Sweet. Sign me up... to download it off the web. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 7:22 And we got us a ballgame, 10-7 #1) Gatorade. What is this Ansel Adams black & white crap. And why is Corky in it? #2) Cars.com. The story of Tedy Bruschi's young life, I guess. Why is there a .com out there that can still afford SB ads? #3) NBC promo, Chuck me? no CHUCK YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Who was that mutant with no hair?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huuuge Bills Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 7:22 And we got us a ballgame, 10-7 #1) Gatorade. What is this Ansel Adams black & white crap. And why is Corky in it? Who was that mutant with no hair?? I think you guys are referring to the bald kid in the Gatorade commercials. He's the autistic kid who grew up in Rochester, and was allowed to enter a HS basketball game and play. Amazingly he started raining down three pointers , and if I'm not mistaken had the high score in the game. They had the story on Sportscenter a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robkmil Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 6:43 A challenge that causes a 4-point swing. Take a note Dick. #1) Mr Robert Zimmerman, and a bunch of "same is it ever was" motifs for Pepsobama Cola. They should use the Who for a sister ad... meet the new boss, same as the old boss. #2) Doritos. Nutshots are always funny, I don't care who you are. doritoes are number 1 so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huuuge Bills Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Here is the story. (It has a video as well.) There is also a rumor that there may be a movie made about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I think you guys are referring to the bald kid in the Gatorade commercials. He's the autistic kid who grew up in Rochester, and was allowed to enter a HS basketball game and play. Amazingly he started raining down three pointers , and if I'm not mistaken had the high score in the game. They had the story on Sportscenter a few times. Why is he wearing lipstick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 7:34 Holy crap, that's a long time between commercials, I'm going through withdrawal! #1) Hyundai has the yakuza and the Third Reich pissed off at them. #2) E-trade, another stupid talking baby commercial. #3) More crappy NBC promo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robkmil Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Who new we needed 3d glasses for commercials, this is BS. they didn't do a good job of getting the word out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 "Wanna watch the Super Bowl commercials again on hulu.com?" God, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 He's the autistic kid who grew up in Rochester, and was allowed to enter a HS basketball game and play. Amazingly he started raining down three pointers Rain Man, I get it, i get it. Is it time for Judge Wapner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Why is he wearing lipstick? I barely recognized Tiger in that commercial. Sorry, I didn't know who that was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 7:38 #1) Up. More Disney CG poop. Up yours. #2) Bud Light. Discussions on annoyability. Normally I like slapstick, but that's just not up to the standards I'm accustomed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 7:41 First turnover of the game goes to... Arizona! #1) H & R Block. I remember this scene from Monty Python's Meaning Of Life. It was . #2) Teleflora. Hey, I'm desperate, I'll see her naked. #3) Monster.com's "Fandemonium" I assume Van Miller is getting residuals for that, you bastards. #4) NFL, maybe you should text "FAT" instead of "FIT". Easier to remember. #5) NBC promo. Jay Len-old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 7:46 Arizona driving. #1) Cheetos. Oh I like where this is going. Nice. I like that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 7:46 Arizona driving. #1) Cheetos. Oh I like where this is going. Nice. I like that one. Give the annoying woman the bird. Hopefully, the pigeons can be transported to all the horrid Bud Light commercials we've seen tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 7:57 And I must be cursed. ****ing Steelers. Commercials in 3D. Did anyone know this crap was happening? #1) Monsters Vs Aliens: More than crappy CG, it's crappy 3D CG. #2) Monsters Vs Homosexuals? No, just Sobe. #3) NBC 3D. Halftime report and Bruce Springstein. I'm outta here for 30 to finish rebuilding my iRobot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Pretty sad when a Hero's promo is the best Superbowl commercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Ralonzo is doing one hell of a job so far, in this thread. I salute you, sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwws9999 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Ralonzo is doing one hell of a job so far, in this thread. I salute you, sir! the boss rocked!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 8:35 and memories of the XV Stealers are returning #1) Coke. Frankly she looked less brutal when she was Shrek. #2) Bridgestone. Jacked up in outer space. That's what you get parking in the alley behind Mos Eisley spaceport. #3) Denny's. Tuesday from 6AM to 2PM, free Grand Slam? I'm skipping work. #4) Monster.com, yawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 8:35 and memories of the XV Stealers are returning #1) Coke. Frankly she looked less brutal when she was Shrek. #2) Bridgestone. Jacked up in outer space. That's what you get parking in the alley behind Mos Eisley spaceport. #3) Denny's. Tuesday from 6AM to 2PM, free Grand Slam? I'm skipping work. #4) Monster.com, yawn. The Bridgestone ad was the best so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 A "Witch Mountain" remake with The Rock? God, I'm getting old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 8:40 #1) Budweiser... oh just take these damned horses to the damn glue factory already. #2) Race To Witch Mountain. Speaking of Mos Eisley spaceport... it's the Rock... and Boba Fett. How can I resist committing 4 gigs to this debacle? Well, this time I'll do the right thing. #3) NBC, who cares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Vin Diesel, The Rock, Will Farrell...no wonder I never go to the movies, anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 $100,000 per second to watch someone get hit in the 'nads. Worst. Commercials. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 $100,000 per second to watch someone get hit in the 'nads. Worst. Commercials. Ever. What would Homer Simpson say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 8:57 And the "Stealers" are back in fine form, just like SB XL. #1) Movie. Crap getting blown to hell is usually a good sign. Alas it's another transformers movie. #2) Hey dummy! Hahaha, koala. This is like the 12 days of Christmas, careerbuilder.com. That rocked. #3) NBC Heroes, yawn. I'll still watch it I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 that career builder one wasn't horribly bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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