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Chris Brown's blog post on Jauron's retention:

 

While the retention of Dick Jauron as head coach may not go over well publicly, fans needs to keep in mind that 2009 will likely be the make or break year.

 

Jauron and his coaches likely know they dodged a bullet. They likely also recognize that if the playoffs are not reached in 2009 they won’t be so fortunate the second time around.

 

That sense of urgency hopefully comes from the top from the very first day this team re-assembles in March for the offseason workout program. If that sense of urgency can trickle down to the players perhaps more consistent play will be the result week to week.

 

I also wonder since offensive game management was mentioned specifically in Mr. Wilson’s statement and that they would be addressed, if Jauron won’t enlist a staff member to assist only with game and clock management. It may sound unusual, but why not give it a shot?

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Chris Brown's blog post on Jauron's retention:

 

While the retention of Dick Jauron as head coach may not go over well publicly, fans needs to keep in mind that 2009 will likely be the make or break year.

 

Jauron and his coaches likely know they dodged a bullet. They likely also recognize that if the playoffs are not reached in 2009 they won’t be so fortunate the second time around.

 

That sense of urgency hopefully comes from the top from the very first day this team re-assembles in March for the offseason workout program. If that sense of urgency can trickle down to the players perhaps more consistent play will be the result week to week.

 

I also wonder since offensive game management was mentioned specifically in Mr. Wilson’s statement and that they would be addressed, if Jauron won’t enlist a staff member to assist only with game and clock management. It may sound unusual, but why not give it a shot?

So the PR pitch is "Hey, don't worry, if he really stinks for a fourth straight year he'll be gone. Honest!"

 

I'm not buying, OBD. I don't think that's rain either.

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Chris Brown's blog post on Jauron's retention:

 

While the retention of Dick Jauron as head coach may not go over well publicly, fans needs to keep in mind that 2009 will likely be the make or break year.

 

Jauron and his coaches likely know they dodged a bullet. They likely also recognize that if the playoffs are not reached in 2009 they won’t be so fortunate the second time around.

 

That sense of urgency hopefully comes from the top from the very first day this team re-assembles in March for the offseason workout program. If that sense of urgency can trickle down to the players perhaps more consistent play will be the result week to week.

 

I also wonder since offensive game management was mentioned specifically in Mr. Wilson’s statement and that they would be addressed, if Jauron won’t enlist a staff member to assist only with game and clock management. It may sound unusual, but why not give it a shot?

There's so much wrong with those comments I don't even know where to start. Basically, our coach sucks, we all know it, but what the hey... who cares. :thumbsup:

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Chris Brown's blog post on Jauron's retention:

 

While the retention of Dick Jauron as head coach may not go over well publicly, fans needs to keep in mind that 2009 will likely be the make or break year.

 

Jauron and his coaches likely know they dodged a bullet. They likely also recognize that if the playoffs are not reached in 2009 they won’t be so fortunate the second time around.

 

That sense of urgency hopefully comes from the top from the very first day this team re-assembles in March for the offseason workout program. If that sense of urgency can trickle down to the players perhaps more consistent play will be the result week to week.

 

I also wonder since offensive game management was mentioned specifically in Mr. Wilson’s statement and that they would be addressed, if Jauron won’t enlist a staff member to assist only with game and clock management. It may sound unusual, but why not give it a shot?

 

BECAUSE THAT'S THE JOB OF THE HEAD COACH!

 

What's next, Wilson hires Shonert an offensive specialist to coordinate the offense? Christ.

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Chris Brown's blog post on Jauron's retention:

 

While the retention of Dick Jauron as head coach may not go over well publicly, fans needs to keep in mind that 2009 will likely be the make or break year.

 

Jauron and his coaches likely know they dodged a bullet. They likely also recognize that if the playoffs are not reached in 2009 they won’t be so fortunate the second time around.

 

That sense of urgency hopefully comes from the top from the very first day this team re-assembles in March for the offseason workout program. If that sense of urgency can trickle down to the players perhaps more consistent play will be the result week to week.

 

I also wonder since offensive game management was mentioned specifically in Mr. Wilson’s statement and that they would be addressed, if Jauron won’t enlist a staff member to assist only with game and clock management. It may sound unusual, but why not give it a shot?

Yea, because this staff works so well when their backs are up against the wall, can't wait
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Chris Brown's blog post on Jauron's retention:

 

While the retention of Dick Jauron as head coach may not go over well publicly, fans needs to keep in mind that 2009 will likely be the make or break year.

 

Jauron and his coaches likely know they dodged a bullet. They likely also recognize that if the playoffs are not reached in 2009 they won’t be so fortunate the second time around.

 

That sense of urgency hopefully comes from the top from the very first day this team re-assembles in March for the offseason workout program. If that sense of urgency can trickle down to the players perhaps more consistent play will be the result week to week.

 

I also wonder since offensive game management was mentioned specifically in Mr. Wilson’s statement and that they would be addressed, if Jauron won’t enlist a staff member to assist only with game and clock management. It may sound unusual, but why not give it a shot?

Really today he would be better off keeping silent. He's a paid minion.

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Chris Brown is part of the OBD spin machine. Oh sure, he says something negative once in a blue moon, but he's a mouthpiece for this team. He probably gets his marching orders from Scott Berchtold or Brandon. Either way, he's a never going to be very objective. .

 

I'm sure if you asked him outside of his job what he thought, he'd say this organization is run like the Cleveland Indians of Major League fame.

 

But why bite the hand that feeds you?

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"That sense of urgency hopefully comes from the top from the very first day this team re-assembles in March for the offseason workout program. If that sense of urgency can trickle down to the players perhaps more consistent play will be the result week to week."

 

Good grief. You can tell that even Brown isn't drinking this batch of Kool-Aid.

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Well, there are a lot of long time Bills fans who are fed up. Many seem to indicate they won't buy season tickets. I sure as ¢hit will not renew NFL SUNDAY TICKET™. I don't think this is Internet bluster...I think we'll see fewer season tickets sold next year than this year.

 

And WTF is with 2009 is a make or break year? I thought 2008 was that year? Did Chris Brown ever work at the Clinton White House, because I haven't seen spin like that since the late '90s.

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I gotta respect Chris Brown, he's probably smart enough to know he's gonna get reamed a new one, for posting stuff like "Hey guys, we can make this work with Jauron just give it another year".

 

I feel sorry for that guy. Anyone with a PR job for this team has to be living a friggin' nightmare right now. He knows he's selling the fans a turd sandwich, and the fans know he's selling them a turd sandwich.

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"That sense of urgency hopefully comes from the top from the very first day this team re-assembles in March for the offseason workout program. If that sense of urgency can trickle down to the players perhaps more consistent play will be the result week to week."

 

Good grief. You can tell that even Brown isn't drinking this batch of Kool-Aid.

 

 

The sheer outright hypocrisy is what is so funny (the way that a root canal is funny). Three weeks ago Ralph very publicly states that this team is seriously lacking in talent yet from today's press release comes this gem

 

Wilson added “I believe in the last few years we have gotten close personnel wise and look forward to another strong draft, more assertive veteran leadership and continued improvement from our young quarterback.”

 

Can anyone believe anything coming from OBD these days? Just wow.

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