The Avenger Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 A close second - The Christmas Shoes by New Song - who writes this schlock? It was almost Christmas time, There I stood in another line Trying to buy that last gift or two, Not really in the Christmas mood. Standing right in front of me Was a little boy waiting anxiously, Pacing round like little boys do, And in his hands, he held a pair of shoes. And his clothes were worn and old. He was dirty from head to toe, And when it came his time to pay, I couldn’t believe what I heard him say. Chorus: Sir, I wanna buy these shoes for my momma please. It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size. Could you hurry, Sir? Daddy says there's not much time. You see, she's been sick for quite a while; Know these shoes will make her smile. Want her to look beautiful if Momma meets Jesus tonight. He counted pennies for what seemed like years Then the cashier said “There’s not enough here.” He searched his pockets frantically Then he turned and he looked at me. He said “Momma made Christmas good at our house Though most years she just did without. Tell me, Sir, what am I gonna do? Somehow I’ve got to buy these Christmas shoes!” So I laid the money down; I just had to help him out. And I’ll never forget the look on his face When he said “Momma’s gonna look so great!” Chorus I knew that I got a glimpse of heaven’s love As he thanked me and ran out. I knew that God had sent that little boy to remind me What Christmas is all about. Chorus in children’s voices Young boy: I want her to look beautiful If Momma meets Jesus tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I guess no one here has ever experienced the tragedy of leaving a cake out in the rain. I, for one, couldn't take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 "I love you like a fat kid loves cake"--50 Cent's '21 Questions' Say what?!?!? This is one of my favorite lyrics ever! Good list tho...can't argue with many of those. btw...whatever happened to 'Mase'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I guess no one here has ever experienced the tragedy of leaving a cake out in the rain. I, for one, couldn't take it. Can't you just get the recipe again, Mr. Harris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Can't you just get the recipe again, Mr. Harris? Oh. No, Ms. Summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Oh. No, Ms. Summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegm Alley Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 One of the worst lyrics of all time is a Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot song with this garbage: Beep Beep Who got the keys to the jeep Vroooooom Ok Missy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 This is BY FAR the worst song I have ever heard: "Bicycle Race" by Queen. The lyrics are bad enough, but there is also a solo featuring a handlebar bike bell. Absolutely terrible song. You must be smokin'...or jokin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 AC/DC...Dirty Deeds..thunderchief You mean "done dirt cheap" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Say what?!?!? This is one of my favorite lyrics ever! Good list tho...can't argue with many of those. btw...whatever happened to 'Mase'? Agree about 50. Mase is trying to make a comback on Fitty's G-Unit record label. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I 90 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen There was a cat who really was gone Ra Ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on From the inimitable Boney M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Maybe I heard it wrong, but I could swear that John Cougar sometimes-I-have-a-middle-name-and-sometimes-I-don't Mellencamp has a lyric that goes: "And I can not forget, from where it is that I come from..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 "Barbie Girl" Hi Barbie Hi Ken! Do you wanna go for a ride? Sure Ken! Jump In... I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic! you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Come on Barbie, let's go party! I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic! you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink, kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky... You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours" (uu-oooh-u) I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic! you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah) Come on Barbie, let's go party! (uu-oooh-u) Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah) Come on Barbie, let's go party! (uu-oooh-u) Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again, hit the town, fool around, let's go party You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours" You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours" Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah) Come on Barbie, let's go party! (uu-oooh-u) Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah) Come on Barbie, let's go party! (uu-oooh-u) I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic! you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic! you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah) Come on Barbie, let's go party! (uu-oooh-u) Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah) Come on Barbie, let's go party! (uu-oooh-u) Oh, I'm having so much fun! Well Barbie, we're just getting started Oh, I love you Ken! I'm fairly certain these are the worst lyrics ever, or at least the worst song ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffal0 Bill5 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I always thought "Does Anyybody Really Know What Time It Is" from Chicago sounded like they were making it up as they went along. As I was walking down the street one day, a man cam up and asked me what the time was that was on my watch. And I said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 The song "peaches" by the PoTUS sounds like they wrote the lyrics in five minutes on the back of a napkin. Peaches come in a can, they were put there by a man, in a factory downtown... To quote the schoolmaster in The Wall, "ABSOLUTE RUBBISH LADDIE"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 The song "peaches" by the PoTUS sounds like they wrote the lyrics in five minutes on the back of a napkin. Peaches come in a can, they were put there by a man, in a factory downtown... To quote the schoolmaster in The Wall, "ABSOLUTE RUBBISH LADDIE"... I think that the "peach" is meant to be a snatch. Take a little naps where the roots all twist Squished a rotten peach in my fist And dreamed about you, woman, I poked my finger down inside Make a little room for it to hide Natures candy in my hand or can or a pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Those are really bad. The one I never understtod was "Their house is a museum, when people come to see-um, they really are a spree-um, the Addams family." I know it is just a silly song but what the is a Spree-um? Screa-um. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Screa-um. ...another one bite the dust... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 i almost did earlier, then i saw who posted it.... ...another one bite the dust... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 You mean "done dirt cheap" ? no its "done w/ sheep" :-P also i have to disgree w/ ink there. I always have thought the Barbie Girl was funnier than hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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