Tux of Borg Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 The 20 Worst Lyrics Ever: "Coast to coast L.A. to Chicago" --Sade's 'Smooth Operator' "Young, black and famous With money hangin' Out the anus" --Puff Daddy and Mase's 'Can't Nobody Hold Me Down' "Your butt is mine" --Michael Jackson's 'Bad' "My panty line shows, Got a run in my hose, My hair went flat, Man I hate that" --Shania Twain's 'Honey I'm Home' "Now you're amazed, By the VIP posse, Steppin' so hard, Like a German Nazi" --Vanilla Ice's 'Play That Funky Music' "I wish it was Sunday, That's my fun day, My I-don't-have-to-run day" --The Bangles' 'Manic Monday' "I ain't never seen, An ass like that, The way you move it, You make my pee-pee go, 'Doing-doing-doing'" --Eminem's 'Ass Like That' "There's an insect, In your ear, If you scratch, It won't disappear" --U2's 'Staring at the Sun' "I love you like a fat kid loves cake" --50 Cent's '21 Questions' "Lucky that my breasts, Are small and humble, So you don't confuse, Them with mountains" --Shakira's 'Whenever, Wherever' The rest of the list... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACor58 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Don't forget every verse to the song to Fergilicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Those are really bad. The one I never understtod was "Their house is a museum, when people come to see-um, they really are a spree-um, the Addams family." I know it is just a silly song but what the is a Spree-um? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Those are really bad. The one I never understtod was "Their house is a museum, when people come to see-um, they really are a spree-um, the Addams family." I know it is just a silly song but what the is a Spree-um? Yeah. And what the hell is a " Yabba Dabba good time " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Yeah. And what the hell is a " Yabba Dabba good time " not to mention, "you'll have a Gay Old Time" :-P I think they could have done much worse... I actually thought Eminem quote was pretty funny, especially since the song is about dirty old men scoping out teenage girls that just turned 18 ala olsen twins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Ever heard the Kiss song, "Room Service?" It has some of the worst lyrics of all time. The chorus goes... Room service, baby I could use a meal Room service, you do what you feel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linksfiend Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 One that always bugs me is from Tom Cochrane's "Life is a Highway" I love you now like I loved you then This is the road and these are the hands It doesn't rhyme nor make sense. And when you hear him sing it, his voice tries to hide it by dropping in volume, like he knows how awful it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Don't forget every verse to the song to Fergilicious. Throw in every lyric that Fergie has ever sang. Lovely lady lumps? Really? I'll submit Green Day's "Wake me up when September ends" where he says "Here comes the rain again, falling from the stars." The lyrics to that song are completely embarassing. Then again, Green Day's lyrics have always been somewhere below the poetry high school students in AP English write so maybe they should have just stuck to songs about masturbating and watching TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I always laugh when I hear Axl Rose sing, "it's hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain." Not only because it's ridiculous (what moron goes outside in the rain with a candle?) but because I like to switch the word "candle" with "sandwich" in my mind. Seems more appropriate to me. I hate Axl Rose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Throw in every lyric that Fergie has ever sang. Lovely lady lumps? Really? I'll submit Green Day's "Wake me up when September ends" where he says "Here comes the rain again, falling from the stars." The lyrics to that song are completely embarassing. Then again, Green Day's lyrics have always been somewhere below the poetry high school students in AP English write so maybe they should have just stuck to songs about masturbating and watching TV. You got that right, Mandy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Watch this, IF YOU DARE: http://spinner.aol.com/photo-galleries/15-...h-boys-fat-boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 There is a special place in hell for the guy that wrote this chorus: And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's? She said, "I think I remember the film, And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it." And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 There is a special place in hell for the guy that wrote this chorus:And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's? She said, "I think I remember the film, And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it." And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got." Is that a "Crayons" tune? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Watch this, IF YOU DARE: http://spinner.aol.com/photo-galleries/15-...h-boys-fat-boys The 80s were a strange decade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 This is BY FAR the worst song I have ever heard: "Bicycle Race" by Queen. The lyrics are bad enough, but there is also a solo featuring a handlebar bike bell. Absolutely terrible song. Bicycle bicycle bicycleI want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride it where I like You say black I say white You say bark I say bite You say shark I say hey man Jaws was never my scene And I dont like star wars You say rolls I say royce You say God give me a choice You say lord I say christ I dont believe in peter pan Frankenstein or superman All I wanna do is Bicycle bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my Bicycle races are coming your way So forget all your duties oh yeah! Fat bottomed girls theyll be riding today So look out for those beauties oh yeah On your marks get set go Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race Bicycle bicycle bicyi want to ride my bicycle Bicycle bicycle bicycle Bicycle race Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 This is BY FAR the worst song I have ever heard: "Bicycle Race" by Queen. The lyrics are bad enough, but there is also a solo featuring a handlebar bike bell. Absolutely terrible song. Did anyone ever tell you that "bicycle" is often British slang for a woman of ill repute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Did anyone ever tell you that "bicycle" is often British slang for a woman of ill repute? Definitely not! That is news. Song still sucks, though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 AC/DC...Dirty Deeds..thunderchief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Love the song, but America's 'Ventura Highway' makes you go "cause the free wind is blowin through your hair And the days surround your daylight there Seasons crying no despair Alligator lizards in the air, in the air" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Avenger Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Muskrat Love - Written/performed by America, popularized by Captain and Tennile Muskrat, muskrat candlelight doin' the town and doin' it right in the evenin', it's pretty pleasin' Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam Do the jitterbug Out in the muskrat land And they shimmy And Sammy's so skinny And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed Singin' and jinglin' the jango Floatin' like the heavens above It looks like muskrat love Nibblin' on bacon, chewin' on cheese Sammy says to Susie Honey, would you please be my missus? And she says yes with her kisses And now he's ticklin' her fancy Rubbin' her ties muzzle to muzzle now anything goes as they wiggle and Sue starts to giggle And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed Singin' and jinglin' the jango Floatin' like the heavens above It looks like muskrat love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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