IBTG81 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 For who? The new prom queen? 821716[/snapback] Yeah, because that's Maxim's target audience. (I pray you're not a marketing major) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Yeah, because that's Maxim's target audience. (I pray you're not a marketing major) 821719[/snapback] No economics major. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Bro, you actually read Maxim, FHM and Esquire? Come on. I'll just leave it at that. THat sets you up for so much sh--. Come on, this painful now. 821718[/snapback] What's wrong with those three? I read on a monthly basis: Maxim, FHM, Esquire, GQ, Vanity Fair, Psychology Today, Time, The Weekly Standard, Rolling Stone, Mojo, Blender, Paste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 What's wrong with those three? I read on a monthly basis: Maxim, FHM, Esquire, GQ, Vanity Fair, Psychology Today, Time, The Weekly Standard, Rolling Stone, Mojo, Blender, Paste. 821721[/snapback] And yet you avoid the intelligent magazines . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Like I'm sure your monkey ass could do better.I could just imagine you on a first date... "Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and read through my 56597236964748 posts on TBD?" "Maybe afterwards we could listen to Stephen Hawking's new book on tape." 821711[/snapback] Yeah, and chicks dig guys who play the trumpet and bagpipes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Yeah, and chicks dig guys who play the trumpet and bagpipes. 821727[/snapback] You'd be shocked how chicks line up to hear music. Actually, when I wanted to woo someone, the piano works mighty fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoondckCL Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Yeah, and chicks dig guys who play the trumpet and bagpipes. 821727[/snapback] Yo some fool at the bar the other night actually rooster blocked me by playing the trumpet and bag pipes. That sh-- was terible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daquixers_is_back Posted November 1, 2006 Author Share Posted November 1, 2006 Like I'm sure your monkey ass could do better.I could just imagine you on a first date... "Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and read through my 56597236964748 posts on TBD?" "Maybe afterwards we could listen to Stephen Hawking's new book on tape." 821711[/snapback] Stephen Hawking is an amazing man with some theories that blow my mind. I wouldnt mind reading more books of his ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 You'd be shocked how chicks line up to hear music.Actually, when I wanted to woo someone, the piano works mighty fine. 821728[/snapback] Nothing like at that perfect moment you break out the trumpet and belt out a few romantic tunes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daquixers_is_back Posted November 1, 2006 Author Share Posted November 1, 2006 Nothing like at that perfect moment you break out the trumpet and belt out a few romantic tunes. 821741[/snapback] He has a point about the Paino though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoondckCL Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Nothing like at that perfect moment you break out the trumpet and belt out a few romantic tunes. 821741[/snapback] I've noticed Buglars getting more chicks recently. Might be something you and Ed might want to check out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 What's wrong with those three? I read on a monthly basis: Maxim, FHM, Esquire, GQ, Vanity Fair, Psychology Today, Time, The Weekly Standard, Rolling Stone, Mojo, Blender, Paste. 821721[/snapback] I figured you for Cosmo and High Times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoondckCL Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I figured you for Cosmo and High Times. 821764[/snapback] Stop trying to provoke him crayonz, you two faced whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick in* england Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 What is all this trumpet talk? I prefer a rusty trombone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 She is rated number 1 sex in mouth in all of Kazakhstan. IT'S NIIIIICE! Can't wait till Friday...you gonna go see that sht? 821691[/snapback] Already got the babysitter lined up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Maxim, FHM (I believe), and Esquire all rated the Fit as a hot car for 2007, so kiss my Irish a$$. 821714[/snapback] Does that mean it beat the Mustang in the challenge as you guaranteed it would? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Yeah, and chicks dig guys who play the trumpet and bagpipes. 821727[/snapback] Are those euphamisms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Anyone here have a close friend that just so happens to be a female, that you secretly like more than that? 821645[/snapback] Yes, I do, and I want to openly discuss it on the internet. If my wife, children, or anybody else finds out, it is their problem. I have my right to express myself. Let me get back to you......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Anyone here have a close friend that just so happens to be a female, that you secretly like more than that? 821645[/snapback] Isn't that every guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Anyone here have a close friend that just so happens to be a female, that you secretly like more than that? 821645[/snapback] Sweet Jesus Daqx. Don't you know anything? It'll start out just like "When Harry Met Sally" and it'll end like "Saw III" No doubt about it. None at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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