meazza Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Who's to say she's not blind or handicapped? 821680[/snapback] Still an achievement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoondckCL Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 My sister, she is #3 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan! 821682[/snapback] Mine's #2. Another reason why i rock more than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 If he could get a girl (with the measurements specified) to marry him while driving a car that not even my older sister wanted to buy, i think he knows what he's doing. 821676[/snapback] You're absolutely right, but I don't know if I should be happy by the way you worded it! On a more serious note, the way I treat women can be broken down like this: I understand myself completely, and I am a man, therfore, I think of a man, and take away reason and accountability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoondckCL Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Still an achievement. 821684[/snapback] What, duping a blind chick into thinking she is riding in a Mercades Benz as opposed to a Honda Fit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartshan-83 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 My sister, she is #3 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan! 821682[/snapback] She is rated number 1 sex in mouth in all of Kazakhstan. IT'S NIIIIICE! Can't wait till Friday...you gonna go see that sht? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 What, duping a blind chick into thinking she is riding in a Mercades Benz as opposed to a Honda Fit? 821690[/snapback] i think anyone with any sense of feeling can tell the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartshan-83 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 On a more serious note, the way I treat women can be broken down like this: I understand myself completely, and I am a man, therfore, I think of a man, and take away reason and accountability. 821687[/snapback] Jesus Ed...way to butcher a classic movie line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoondckCL Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 i think anyone with any sense of feeling can tell the difference. 821692[/snapback] You know about feeling, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Jesus Ed...way to butcher a classic movie line. 821693[/snapback] I had to make it fit the context of this thread. Plus, I didn't want anyone to turn it around saying I think of men or some crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I was in Florida once, on a Southern tour, where I met this little redhead who was an underwater specialist. The first thing she says to me was "Come on out by the pool." So I went out, and she comes leaping out with this banner, wearing nothing but this little see-through wet suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoondckCL Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I had to make it fit the context of this thread.Plus, I didn't want anyone to turn it around saying I think of men or some crap. 821696[/snapback] Good defense Ed! Good defense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I have no idea what you're talking about. I remember a fellow named Thailog giving me a whole bunch of crap on the subject of women. I wonder what happened to him. Daq, it's an all too common problem. Does she know how you feel? Do you know how she feels? We've all been there before, so some of us can give good, serious advice. Good luck bro. 821667[/snapback] Ed's giving advice on women now. This ought to end well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Ed's giving advice on women now. This ought to end well... 821708[/snapback] Next thing you know he's going to give advice on car shopping as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Ed's giving advice on women now. This ought to end well... 821708[/snapback] Like I'm sure your monkey ass could do better. I could just imagine you on a first date... "Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and read through my 56597236964748 posts on TBD?" "Maybe afterwards we could listen to Stephen Hawking's new book on tape." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Ed's giving advice on women now. This ought to end well... 821708[/snapback] yes lesson #1...dont get her close to sharp objects....unless you have a compressor nearby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoondckCL Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Like I'm sure your monkey ass could do better.I could just imagine you on a first date... "Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and read through my 56597236964748 posts on TBD?" "Maybe afterwards we could listen to Stephen Hawking's new book on tape." 821711[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Next thing you know he's going to give advice on car shopping as well. 821709[/snapback] Maxim, FHM (I believe), and Esquire all rated the Fit as a hot car for 2007, so kiss my Irish a$$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 yes lesson #1...dont get her close to sharp objects....unless you have a compressor nearby 821712[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Maxim, FHM (I believe), and Esquire all rated the Fit as a hot car for 2007, so kiss my Irish a$$. 821714[/snapback] For who? The new prom queen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoondckCL Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Maxim, FHM (I believe), and Esquire all rated the Fit as a hot car for 2007, so kiss my Irish a$$. 821714[/snapback] Bro, you actually read Maxim, FHM and Esquire? Come on. I'll just leave it at that. THat sets you up for so much sh--. Come on, this painful now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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