Ramius Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 I heard the Jackson Bay Buccaguars have issued Mike Williams a mandatory wardrobe that says "Do Not Feed" across the front and back of the shirts. Also, they are discouraging fans from bringing anything Fried, Chocolate, or Salty to training camp as they may be placing their lives at risk by being mauled. Although we've never seen big mike actually maul anyone, be it on the football field or off, there always remains that possibility. 709664[/snapback] Fans have been instructed o how to defend themselves in case of an attack. They are instructed to make fun of mike williams as it will result in him crying and missing a week of training camp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphean Bills Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Ironically, that's also an accurate description of Williams' blocking... 711702[/snapback] Are you saying that when he does, freakishly, throw a block he is faking it or that he is faking being a football player? Well, not that it matters much... Still, it's good to see that this thread only pretends to die, but rises again and again and again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Fong Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Mike Williams REALLY must be out of favor in Tampa. I heard some talk about the Bucs offensive line on NFL radio this evening and they didn't even MENTION him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orton's Arm Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Based on what I've been reading, the team Mike Williams collects a paycheck from already seems to be displeased with him. So there's some truth to the initial post of this God-forsaken thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Are you saying that when he does, freakishly, throw a block he is faking it or that he is faking being a football player? Well, not that it matters much... Still, it's good to see that this thread only pretends to die, but rises again and again and again... 711965[/snapback] No, I'm saying he malingers in blocking...he doesn't do much of anything, just kind of stands there and gets in the way sometimes. Much like this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 No, I'm saying he malingers in blocking...he doesn't do much of anything, just kind of stands there and gets in the way sometimes. Much like this thread. 712021[/snapback] He had 1,269 pancakes in college, you just can't teach that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orton's Arm Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 He had 1,269 pancakes in college, you just can't teach that. 712215[/snapback] You're on a roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 You're on a roll. 712224[/snapback] If I'm on a roll keep me far away from Tampa, I don't want to be lathered up with mayo and end up MW's lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typical TBD Guy Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 He had 1,269 pancakes in college, you just can't teach that. 712215[/snapback] The football blocks or the breakfast food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibs Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 The football blocks or the breakfast food? 712663[/snapback] AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!! A PARROT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 In honor of OTRs birthday, I propose that we let this thread die the death that it deserves. Who's with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted June 23, 2006 Author Share Posted June 23, 2006 In honor of OTRs birthday, I propose that we let this thread die the death that it deserves. Who's with me? 712985[/snapback] I AM!! GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 just for kicks and giggles i thought we would revisit this train wreck for a day or two. it is only a matter of time before big mike fulfills my prophecy and is cut by the Jags and signs with the Bucs!!!!!!!!!! Jags Injury Update Thu Aug 3, 2006 The Florida Times-Union reports Jags OT Mike Williams, who lost close to 40 pounds between the end of the offseason workouts and the start of camp, has missed four of the past five practices and was scheduled to see the doctor Wednesday afternoon because his back is bothering him. "We'll see what the doctor says,'' HC Jack Del Rio said. my guess is that the Dr. is going to examine him and find out he is a modern day miracle. a man walking and living without a heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 my guess is that the Dr. is going to examine him and find out he is a modern day miracle. a man walking and living without a heart. 734793[/snapback] I'm no doctor, but I believe that would have qualified as a miracle in "olden days" as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegm Alley Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I can diagnose his problem from right here. He has one of the most severe cases of vaginitis I have ever seen in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
generaLee83 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 I can diagnose his problem from right here. He has one of the most severe cases of vaginitis I have ever seen in my life. 734805[/snapback] That has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 OTR, you're a good man for breathing life back into this one..I missed this thread while it was gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 That has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard on this board. Enjoy! Start with Post 10 and read on!! http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showtopic=25951&st=0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC in St. Louis Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 I can diagnose his problem from right here. He has one of the most severe cases of vaginitis I have ever seen in my life. 734805[/snapback] Such maladies can only be treated with front loaded suppositories of special anti-movement placebo type non contact support valves. In other words, don't look for much action this weekend, Big Mike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRT88 Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 How the hell has this threat developed so much staying power? Especially since the first post was so completely stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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