BUFFALOTONE Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Did you almost go to tulane too? Secondly, get off your high and mighty horse. its friggin UCF. With the people that i have seen transfer from FSU to UCF, you should be ashamed that the school would let them in. They make vince young look smart. 654071[/snapback] Really, last time I checked it was alot easier to get into FSU than UCF, do some research guy. And I am a Seminole fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lothar Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Hi. 654022[/snapback] Now THAT was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Good evening gentlemen 653913[/snapback] Goodbye, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Attention Mr. Buffalotone: I am posting here because i consider myself to be a Bills Ultra. If my syntax and what transpires within that syntax f*cking overwhelms you, that is not my aporia. Secondly, american football is the king of field sports. No athletic activity combines the chess-like tactics with such ultraviolence. However, please do not compare the aggression of the spectators at a Bills game to that of European football. That is one thing the American game sorely lacks - the Bataillean sacrifical/tribal VOJNA (war in english but vojna is so much more pleasant to the tongue) of European football - you have never run out onto the field at the Olympic stadium in Rome after a Lazio victory to be confronted by dozens of armed police with angry, unfed dogs. Sir you do not know what it means to be a true hooligan and a true Ultra. Let us stop with the ad hominens, and have quality Bills chat. 653957[/snapback] Fer lan sakes, why didn't ya say so. We kin talk all day about are local team, and after dat, we can do sum ankle grabbin, cause dats fun too. Corse i'z just like to watch, but sum the boys round here are ultra like you. They'll be intrested in sum of that fancy Lazio stuff yur talkin bout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Fer lan sakes, why didn't ya say so. We kin talk all day about are local team, and after dat, we can do sum ankle grabbin, cause dats fun too. Corse i'z just like to watch, but sum the boys round here are ultra like you. They'll be intrested in sum of that fancy Lazio stuff yur talkin bout. 654209[/snapback] HA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIVE LA FRANCE, VIVE LA GUERRE Posted April 6, 2006 Author Share Posted April 6, 2006 Very nice post, a good read I must say. Your comment regarding U.S. Foreign Policy is sadly accurate, but Viva, you do have serious domestic problems in your beloved France and the World Cup is shaping up to be house of horrors for the once proud "Blue." The only thing France can currently hang their hat on is Tony Parker's conquest of America's most beautiful female. That said, welcome aboard, I enjoy the infusion of IQ to this dreadful board. 654059[/snapback] Gentlemen thank you for the kind words welcoming me to this circle of Bills fans, friends and Ultra Hooligans. Some have requested a hermeneutics (in the classic sense) of my texts. I will for the most part refrain from this action, for it takes us away from our locus of dialogue - that being, quite lucidly, quality Bills chat. Unfortunately, my initial comments have degenerated into a polemic wherein my cheif interlocutor appears under the nom-de-plume of Buffalotone. Sir your posts in response have embarassed all Ultras, including yourself. I advise and implore you to refrain from the engagement in polemics with me - the residue of this is your loss of honour, and you will inevitably end up as the Thrasymachus of this exchange. Your description of the instrument known as the "asp", while intriguing does not affirm your status as an Ultra - your inability to create syntax functions as the greatest pejorative against the texts you have posted. You can not handle the strength of my f*cking Weltanschauung Let us return to a dialogue where we can discuss names such as Mr. Levy, Mr. Jauron, Mr. Fewell and the others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tolstoy Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Good evening gentlemen, and thank you all for welcoming me into the Bills Ultra Hooligan community 2 brief remarks elucidating the Bills' situation at the moment: 1. beginning with a retrospective look at the hiring of Mr. Jauron Mr. Levy sir: you should be complimented for blocking out the paroxysms of the illiterate portion of the Bills ultras who called for the signing of Mr. Sherman Mr. Jauron's academic resume is indicative of a certain potentiality gentlemen - and yes i understand there will be calls that this resume is not germane to the king of field sports - however, gentlemen - let us repeat until our vocal area collapses, that this is now a league of the trainer, of the coach, of the strategist. Mr. Jauron gives us immediate intellectual credibility at the Fuehrer position and coupled with the young Heidegger serving as our current GM provides the Bills with an unparalleled superiority of the neocortex. 2. The draft Gentlemen, some of you (why in English has the thou disappeared?) have called for the drafting of Mr. Ngata. Some of you have called Mr. Ngata's apparent incompatibility with the cover 2 to be implemented by Mr. Jauron and Mr. Fewell as a myth. Gentlemen it is not a myth, and the Bills at this critical juncture in our cosmology do not desire the appearance of the obese, the listless, the fatigued proletariat And we can thank Odin that Mr. Levy understands that when you draft a proletariat (in the 1st round, in the top 10 no less gentlemen!) these traits of character are to be avoided as the American foreign policy avoids intelligence. So perhaps you look towards me for an insight into what Mr. Levy will do? Two options gentlemen: 1. Mr. Huff at #8. Why? The secondary is the foundational key to the OBRAMBA (defense in english, however Obramba is so much more pleasant to the tongue) 2. A miniscule trade down (I am looking at you squarely in the face Fat Dennis Green) and a selection of Mr. Bunkley, whose DNA overwhelms that of the beloved Mr. Ngata. Thank you for the time and space (in the Kantian sense) 653913[/snapback] There is nothing worse than someone trying to appear more intelligent than they are. People who truly know Heidegger or Lacan or foreign languages or Odin don't feel a need to drop their names at the Buffalo Bills message board, and certainly not in such a blatantly gratuitous fashion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 There is nothing worse than someone trying to appear more intelligent than they are. People who truly know Heidegger or Lacan or foreign languages or Odin don't feel a need to drop their names at the Buffalo Bills message board, and certainly not in such a blatantly gratuitous fashion. 654225[/snapback] The irony of this coming from "Tolstoy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Gentlemen thank you for the kind words welcoming me to this circle of Bills fans, friends and Ultra Hooligans. Some have requested a hermeneutics (in the classic sense) of my texts. I will for the most part refrain from this action, for it takes us away from our locus of dialogue - that being, quite lucidly, quality Bills chat. Unfortunately, my initial comments have degenerated into a polemic wherein my cheif interlocutor appears under the nom-de-plume of Buffalotone. Sir your posts in response have embarassed all Ultras, including yourself. I advise and implore you to refrain from the engagement in polemics with me - the residue of this is your loss of honour, and you will inevitably end up as the Thrasymachus of this exchange. Your description of the instrument known as the "asp", while intriguing does not affirm your status as an Ultra - your inability to create syntax functions as the greatest pejorative against the texts you have posted. You can not handle the strength of my f*cking Weltanschauung Let us return to a dialogue where we can discuss names such as Mr. Levy, Mr. Jauron, Mr. Fewell and the others. 654224[/snapback] Ok chief, whatever you say. I got no problem with ya. Just keep my name out of your posts and I will do the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 There is nothing worse than someone trying to appear more intelligent than they are. People who truly know Heidegger or Lacan or foreign languages or Odin don't feel a need to drop their names at the Buffalo Bills message board, and certainly not in such a blatantly gratuitous fashion. 654225[/snapback] Lighten up Francis ! He's engaging in frivolity and being sarcastic at your expense !Can you not discern this for yourself with your own sharp acumen ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Im getting a headache from these posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 I love lamp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalfan Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 ............... my degree says University of Central Florida........... 653947[/snapback] My condolences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 My condolences. 654334[/snapback] Hey it got me my job, Im not complaining. By the way where did you go? let me guess USC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalfan Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Hey it got me my job, Im not complaining. By the way where did you go? let me guess USC. 654349[/snapback] The University of Spoiled Children!?!?! ....no. Who in their right mind would go to a school whose mascot is a condom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 The University of Spoiled Children!?!?! ....no. Who in their right mind would go to a school whose mascot is a condom? 654387[/snapback] I'll have to remember that one. One of the members of my BBI chapter is a So Cal grad and booster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 The University of Spoiled Children!?!?! ....no. Who in their right mind would go to a school whose mascot is a condom? 654387[/snapback] Now hold on just a minute.....gotta stick up for my local schools... My boys dream is to play football for USC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalfan Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Now hold on just a minute.....gotta stick up for my local schools... My boys dream is to play football for USC 654412[/snapback] "Go east young man, go east." socalfan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dry martini Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 GOLD best thread in weeks, and it's football related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndirish1978 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 The only good thing about your post is that now I have someone else to hate other than JP. Loosen up, have a couple beers and then you know... drive home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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