VIVE LA FRANCE, VIVE LA GUERRE Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Good evening gentlemen, and thank you all for welcoming me into the Bills Ultra Hooligan community 2 brief remarks elucidating the Bills' situation at the moment: 1. beginning with a retrospective look at the hiring of Mr. Jauron Mr. Levy sir: you should be complimented for blocking out the paroxysms of the illiterate portion of the Bills ultras who called for the signing of Mr. Sherman Mr. Jauron's academic resume is indicative of a certain potentiality gentlemen - and yes i understand there will be calls that this resume is not germane to the king of field sports - however, gentlemen - let us repeat until our vocal area collapses, that this is now a league of the trainer, of the coach, of the strategist. Mr. Jauron gives us immediate intellectual credibility at the Fuehrer position and coupled with the young Heidegger serving as our current GM provides the Bills with an unparalleled superiority of the neocortex. 2. The draft Gentlemen, some of you (why in English has the thou disappeared?) have called for the drafting of Mr. Ngata. Some of you have called Mr. Ngata's apparent incompatibility with the cover 2 to be implemented by Mr. Jauron and Mr. Fewell as a myth. Gentlemen it is not a myth, and the Bills at this critical juncture in our cosmology do not desire the appearance of the obese, the listless, the fatigued proletariat And we can thank Odin that Mr. Levy understands that when you draft a proletariat (in the 1st round, in the top 10 no less gentlemen!) these traits of character are to be avoided as the American foreign policy avoids intelligence. So perhaps you look towards me for an insight into what Mr. Levy will do? Two options gentlemen: 1. Mr. Huff at #8. Why? The secondary is the foundational key to the OBRAMBA (defense in english, however Obramba is so much more pleasant to the tongue) 2. A miniscule trade down (I am looking at you squarely in the face Fat Dennis Green) and a selection of Mr. Bunkley, whose DNA overwhelms that of the beloved Mr. Ngata. Thank you for the time and space (in the Kantian sense) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HereComesTheReignAgain Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Good evening gentlemen, and thank you all for welcoming me into the Bills Ultra Hooligan community 2 brief remarks elucidating the Bills' situation at the moment: 1. beginning with a retrospective look at the hiring of Mr. Jauron Mr. Levy sir: you should be complimented for blocking out the paroxysms of the illiterate portion of the Bills ultras who called for the signing of Mr. Sherman Mr. Jauron's academic resume is indicative of a certain potentiality gentlemen - and yes i understand there will be calls that this resume is not germane to the king of field sports - however, gentlemen - let us repeat until our vocal area collapses, that this is now a league of the trainer, of the coach, of the strategist. Mr. Jauron gives us immediate intellectual credibility at the Fuehrer position and coupled with the young Heidegger serving as our current GM provides the Bills with an unparalleled superiority of the neocortex. 2. The draft Gentlemen, some of you (why in English has the thou disappeared?) have called for the drafting of Mr. Ngata. Some of you have called Mr. Ngata's apparent incompatibility with the cover 2 to be implemented by Mr. Jauron and Mr. Fewell as a myth. Gentlemen it is not a myth, and the Bills at this critical juncture in our cosmology do not desire the appearance of the obese, the listless, the fatigued proletariat And we can thank Odin that Mr. Levy understands that when you draft a proletariat (in the 1st round, in the top 10 no less gentlemen!) these traits of character are to be avoided as the American foreign policy avoids intelligence. So perhaps you look towards me for an insight into what Mr. Levy will do? Two options gentlemen: 1. Mr. Huff at #8. Why? The secondary is the foundational key to the OBRAMBA (defense in english, however Obramba is so much more pleasant to the tongue) 2. A miniscule trade down (I am looking at you squarely in the face Fat Dennis Green) and a selection of Mr. Bunkley, whose DNA overwhelms that of the beloved Mr. Ngata. Thank you for the time and space (in the Kantian sense) 653913[/snapback] You lost all credibility at "Viva la France"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 o-le o-le oooo-le ole ole ole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Tuesday Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Loosen up the bowtie dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinky finger Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 I don't know who you are or what the hell you're talking about, but somehow I enjoyed this post. Something new was needed here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 You had me at "paroxysms of the illiterate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 He may be from france, but his observations DO make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Wow, you can tell this guy has never been to a Bills game. Hey pal you are on the wrong board, you are looking for the coffee house outside of the Seahawks stadium which name slips my mind. Adios bud, thats spanish for goodbye, it justs sounds better off the tongue. And enough with your community college entrance exam words, my degree says University of Central Florida. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 He may be from france, but his observations DO make sense. 653939[/snapback] We have all been saying this for 2 months now, this is the Ngata-Bunkley debate all over again, this horse is dead and either dog food or glue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Me translate: "Jauron good. Ngata bad. He too fat. Draft Huff or trade down." Me think him talk to much. Me break him's bones. Me eat him's brains then me get smart, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIVE LA FRANCE, VIVE LA GUERRE Posted April 6, 2006 Author Share Posted April 6, 2006 Wow, you can tell this guy has never been to a Bills game. Hey pal you are on the wrong board, you are looking for the coffee house outside of the Seahawks stadium which name slips my mind. Adios bud, thats spanish for goodbye, it justs sounds better off the tongue. And enough with your community college entrance exam words, my degree says University of Central Florida. 653947[/snapback] Attention Mr. Buffalotone: I am posting here because i consider myself to be a Bills Ultra. If my syntax and what transpires within that syntax f*cking overwhelms you, that is not my aporia. Secondly, american football is the king of field sports. No athletic activity combines the chess-like tactics with such ultraviolence. However, please do not compare the aggression of the spectators at a Bills game to that of European football. That is one thing the American game sorely lacks - the Bataillean sacrifical/tribal VOJNA (war in english but vojna is so much more pleasant to the tongue) of European football - you have never run out onto the field at the Olympic stadium in Rome after a Lazio victory to be confronted by dozens of armed police with angry, unfed dogs. Sir you do not know what it means to be a true hooligan and a true Ultra. Let us stop with the ad hominens, and have quality Bills chat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Good evening gentlemen, and thank you all for welcoming me into the Bills Ultra Hooligan community 2 brief remarks elucidating the Bills' situation at the moment: 1. beginning with a retrospective look at the hiring of Mr. Jauron Mr. Levy sir: you should be complimented for blocking out the paroxysms of the illiterate portion of the Bills ultras who called for the signing of Mr. Sherman Mr. Jauron's academic resume is indicative of a certain potentiality gentlemen - and yes i understand there will be calls that this resume is not germane to the king of field sports - however, gentlemen - let us repeat until our vocal area collapses, that this is now a league of the trainer, of the coach, of the strategist. Mr. Jauron gives us immediate intellectual credibility at the Fuehrer position and coupled with the young Heidegger serving as our current GM provides the Bills with an unparalleled superiority of the neocortex. 2. The draft Gentlemen, some of you (why in English has the thou disappeared?) have called for the drafting of Mr. Ngata. Some of you have called Mr. Ngata's apparent incompatibility with the cover 2 to be implemented by Mr. Jauron and Mr. Fewell as a myth. Gentlemen it is not a myth, and the Bills at this critical juncture in our cosmology do not desire the appearance of the obese, the listless, the fatigued proletariat And we can thank Odin that Mr. Levy understands that when you draft a proletariat (in the 1st round, in the top 10 no less gentlemen!) these traits of character are to be avoided as the American foreign policy avoids intelligence. So perhaps you look towards me for an insight into what Mr. Levy will do? Two options gentlemen: 1. Mr. Huff at #8. Why? The secondary is the foundational key to the OBRAMBA (defense in english, however Obramba is so much more pleasant to the tongue) 2. A miniscule trade down (I am looking at you squarely in the face Fat Dennis Green) and a selection of Mr. Bunkley, whose DNA overwhelms that of the beloved Mr. Ngata. Thank you for the time and space (in the Kantian sense) 653913[/snapback] At least we can be sure this isn't BF... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 obese, listless and fatigued? How can we pass on that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 At least we can be sure this isn't BF... 653961[/snapback] Is this Olivier In France's relative? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Good evening gentlemen, and thank you all for welcoming me into the Bills Ultra Hooligan community 2 brief remarks elucidating the Bills' situation at the moment: 1. beginning with a retrospective look at the hiring of Mr. Jauron Mr. Levy sir: you should be complimented for blocking out the paroxysms of the illiterate portion of the Bills ultras who called for the signing of Mr. Sherman Mr. Jauron's academic resume is indicative of a certain potentiality gentlemen - and yes i understand there will be calls that this resume is not germane to the king of field sports - however, gentlemen - let us repeat until our vocal area collapses, that this is now a league of the trainer, of the coach, of the strategist. Mr. Jauron gives us immediate intellectual credibility at the Fuehrer position and coupled with the young Heidegger serving as our current GM provides the Bills with an unparalleled superiority of the neocortex. 2. The draft Gentlemen, some of you (why in English has the thou disappeared?) have called for the drafting of Mr. Ngata. Some of you have called Mr. Ngata's apparent incompatibility with the cover 2 to be implemented by Mr. Jauron and Mr. Fewell as a myth. Gentlemen it is not a myth, and the Bills at this critical juncture in our cosmology do not desire the appearance of the obese, the listless, the fatigued proletariat And we can thank Odin that Mr. Levy understands that when you draft a proletariat (in the 1st round, in the top 10 no less gentlemen!) these traits of character are to be avoided as the American foreign policy avoids intelligence. So perhaps you look towards me for an insight into what Mr. Levy will do? Two options gentlemen: 1. Mr. Huff at #8. Why? The secondary is the foundational key to the OBRAMBA (defense in english, however Obramba is so much more pleasant to the tongue) 2. A miniscule trade down (I am looking at you squarely in the face Fat Dennis Green) and a selection of Mr. Bunkley, whose DNA overwhelms that of the beloved Mr. Ngata. Thank you for the time and space (in the Kantian sense) 653913[/snapback] Not sure what Lacan has to do with anything in your post (yes, I know who Lacan is). Explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 viva Jacques Lacan!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Is this Olivier In France's relative? 653965[/snapback] Olivier doesn't have that great a sense of humor. If I had to place bets on an existing poster...I'd say it was Coli. More likely though, it's someone new... Either way, it's high comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 why do I get the impression that thesaurus.com should be listed in the works cited portion of this post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Olivier doesn't have that great a sense of humor. If I had to place bets on an existing poster...I'd say it was Coli. More likely though, it's someone new... Either way, it's high comedy. 653972[/snapback] Maybe SOPRANO3695 moved to France?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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