tmk-nj Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Kerry's ``Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals'' are: 10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents. 9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form. 8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton. 7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair. 6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution. 5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa. 4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing. 3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent. 2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it ``nuclear'' instead of ``nucular.'' 1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 I see the Kerry campaign has really turned serious here in the home stretch. Six weeks to go and he's still making Dick Cheney jokes? Nice vision John. What an embarrassment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Well done ! As a registered Independent, I can laugh at both parties. They provide plenty of material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tomcat Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 I think its funny......don't you want a president with a sense of humor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 no direction kerry , i will tell you after the election on how i will do it sory for the badd grammerr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 I think its funny......don't you want a president with a sense of humor? 39729[/snapback] I think it's funny too, but no, I don't care if a president has a sense of humor (it's not like he wrote it anyway). I want a President who is willing to discuss his own voting record in the Senate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckner's Glove Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 I think it's funny too, but no, I don't care if a president has a sense of humor (it's not like he wrote it anyway). I want a President who is willing to discuss his own voting record in the Senate. 39742[/snapback] Uh, it was Letterman's Top 10 List (it's supposed to be funny). Lighten up, Francis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckner's Glove Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 I think it's funny too, but no, I don't care if a president has a sense of humor (it's not like he wrote it anyway). I want a President who is willing to discuss his own voting record in the Senate. 39742[/snapback] So I guess you aren't voting for anybody then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 #8 is disingenious and stupid. #3 is funny as stevestojan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Uh, it was Letterman's Top 10 List (it's supposed to be funny). Lighten up, Francis! 39752[/snapback] Post of the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 #8 is disingenious and stupid. 39963[/snapback] that pretty much decribes the entire 20 minutes Letterman wasted having this putz on his program. i really hate when unfunny people such as Kerry (or any politician) try to pull off comedy. they just look ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDH Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 I think it's funny too, but no, I don't care if a president has a sense of humor (it's not like he wrote it anyway). I want a President who is willing to discuss his own voting record in the Senate. 39742[/snapback] Really? When have you seen Bush discuss his own voting record in the Senate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobblehead Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 that pretty much decribes the entire 20 minutes Letterman wasted having this putz on his program. i really hate when unfunny people such as Kerry (or any politician) try to pull off comedy. they just look ridiculous. 40061[/snapback] I doubt the producers of the show considered it wasted time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Well done ! As a registered Independent, I can laugh at both parties. They provide plenty of material. 39727[/snapback] Don't they? Hahahaha!!!! Four more beers! Four more beers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Post of the day! 40014[/snapback] Wow, do you have low standards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Kerry's ``Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals'' are: 10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents. 9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form. 8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton. 7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair. 6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution. 5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa. 4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing. 3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent. 2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it ``nuclear'' instead of ``nucular.'' 1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future. 39703[/snapback] Kerry's other "good one" from the Letterman show: Dave "So, is it my understanding that there was some disagreement between yourslef and the president as to how the upcoming debates will be presented? I hear that he wanted for both candidates to be sitting, and your preferred standing." Kerry: "Well, no that was the vice-presidential debates. John Edwards preferred standing, and vice-president Cheney preferred sitting. We came to a compromise, and president Bush will get to sit on Dick Cheneys' lap." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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