I sense some resentment about "college classes". Bad experience?
As far as MBAs from Harvard with an 8th grade reading level, I find it difficult to believe. Of course there is an exception to every rule - I suspect I could name at least one MBA from Yale with LESS THAN an 8th grade reading level, but I digress. Judging by your disregard for higher education, I'd venture to guess that you have little if any and are therefore in no position to judge.
I eagerly await your next "zinger", Darin.