Mile High Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 I heard he once swam the English Channel in 2 hours flat, with both arms tied behind his back. True story. You guys heard anything about him lately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernMan Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 I heard he once swam the English Channel in 2 hours flat, with both arms tied behind his back. True story. You guys heard anything about him lately? 492059[/snapback] How about the time he won the Tour de France blindfolded, riding a unicycle with no seat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 I heard that in a game back in 2005, he had already amassed 58 hits on the game's first 7 plays. This of course made him the career leader in hits, as this is the first time the stat has ever been calculated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 I heard he once swam the English Channel in 2 hours flat, with both arms tied behind his back. True story. You guys heard anything about him lately? 492059[/snapback] I heard one time that he died on Friday, but by the following Sunday had risen from the dead to record two assists, 65 "hits", and a tongue bath from Joe Theisman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 I heard he once swam the English Channel in 2 hours flat, with both arms tied behind his back. True story. You guys heard anything about him lately? 492059[/snapback] Yeah, he simply walked across. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 He's the first guy to run a three minute mile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 while he was on the PUP list, i read that brewski found a cure for cancer, and is putting his entire salary for the season to manufacturing it, before distributing it free of charge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Tedy Bruschi has made piece between the Isrealis and the Arabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Fischer Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 I heard that he missed the first SEVEN games of the season and then, gasp, returned to make two tackles. Nah, that could NEVER have happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 I heard that he actually healed a blind man on the way home from the game last night. No lie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Broosky made it so my poor old dad could afford to buy christmas gifts for his children this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Did Tedy play last night? Gee, I don't recall his name ever being mentioned during the game. I thought that he was in Iraq being greeted as a liberator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tomcat Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 I heard Teddy was greater the Picard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 He's the stepson of God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 He's the second coming of Attila the Hun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 The hole in his heart was not surgically repaired. It was filled with man-love from Mike Patrick, Paul Maguire, and Joe Theismann. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Did you know Tedy Bruschi is the godfather of my son? Well, anyway.. he shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Bruschi pushes the priest aside and says, "I'll baptize that piece of calamari!" Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, "There! You're baptized!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Did I ever tell you about the time Tedy Bruschi showed up at my daughter's wedding? Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Bruschi! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries Bruschi and me! We spend the weekend in the Pocono's - he loves me like I've never been loved before! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bruschi went public with his own buttocks and made 7 million. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ We once had a bachelor party for tedy Bruschi. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- He has a toenail on the end of his penis. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Bruschi is ranked 8th in the AP College Football poll. To Tedy Bruschi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udonkey Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 that Tedy Bruschi is a son of a B word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Bruschi is ranked 8th in the AP College Football poll. That is really funny. Where is he ranked on Nascar circuit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 that Tedy Bruschi is a son of a B word 492287[/snapback] What did you call me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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