God

https://twitter.com/#!/almightygod/status/147767759382646784

He probably was.

Behold I am with you always, until the end of the age .

This is my son in whome I am well pleased.

What did you call me?

I apologize for any confusion, sorry. No I do not play for FSU. (and yes, I shall smite Norm Kiper)

Is this the bi-annual creation of this thread? I swear I've seen this exact same thread like 4 times before.

Sadly, some of my Children have chosen the wrong path in life. Thomas Brady chose to exchange his soul in order to gain worldy praise and glory. Wormwood now controls his soul. There is nothing further that can be done to save him. He will have his glory in this life, but he will no longer pass through the Pearly Gates. I weep for my Children who do such things, but alas free will has been given to all.

I am God, I know everything. Among the things that I know (which again is everything) is that the Patriots cheated their way to two Super Bowl wins. God hath spoken.

best news i've heard all day. they cheat like crazy and not having CB's or a DE or focused coaches was not going tostop this team of cheater from winning. not having the referee they pay off at the game... now they will lose.