erynthered Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 WARNING, WARNING. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, THIS MAY MAKE YOU FAINT, SO DO NOT OPEN IT IF YOU ARE A WEAK PERSON Now caption away Dead terrorist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 No shoes. No shirt. No problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 "That hurt a little but I'm okay!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 WARNING, WARNING. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, THIS MAY MAKE YOU FAINT, SO DO NOT OPEN IT IF YOU ARE A WEAK PERSONNow caption away Dead terrorist 415756[/snapback] Didn't bother me, I was snacking on chocolate and trying to figure out the tattoos, but I think it will be gone by the time I write my response... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 "It's just a flesh wound." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 "SAFE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 How do you know he is a terrorist? story link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Good form, but he didnt stick the landing. He may have to settle for the bronze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 I'm melting....... or Humpty terrorist sat on wall, humpty terrorist had a great fall, all the coalition's horses and all the coalition's men, couldn't put humpty terrorist back together again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 "Those Americans were right....we ARE gutless bastards" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 How do you know he is a terrorist? story link? 415773[/snapback] Its called a suicide bomber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 How do you know he is a terrorist? story link? 415773[/snapback] Suicide bombers generally leave behind a head and a couple of feet, just like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Chipper Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 that might be the sickest thing Ive ever seen but here goes.... I didnt realize I drank that much but I got bombed last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Terrorist with the **** kicked out of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch19079 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 "OK, we'll call it a draw". got to love using monty python quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talonz Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 "Come on Yusif, its break time - 2:40 by the looks of the sidewalk clock here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 These guys are really going head over heels with their insurgency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted August 23, 2005 Author Share Posted August 23, 2005 "Anyone see my Virgins?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Who lets the Crap Throwing Monkey near the scarecrow again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 "Anyone see my Virgins?" 415792[/snapback] He's getting more action from that (apparent) rat on his leg than he will in "paradise". Rot in hell, ya F'er Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinVA Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 "SAFE!" 415769[/snapback] We have a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 "Anyone see my Virgins?" 415792[/snapback] But he doesn't have the equipment to make them non-virgins now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Its called a suicide bomber. 415779[/snapback] alleged suicide bomber... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 That is one flexible gymnast's split he has going on there...sign him up for the Olympics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Suicide bombers generally leave behind a head and a couple of feet, just like that. 415783[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Two Arab mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures, and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now" "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now, though" mum confides. " Oh, so sad dear" says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21" "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born". "He's a martyr, too" says mum quietly. “Oh gracious me ", says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18", she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school". "He's a martyr, also", says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Chipper Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 you put your left foot in, you take your left foot out you put your left foot in and you shake it all about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Everyone sing along now... "Another Saturday Night and I Ain't Got No Body..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 415801[/snapback] Actually, he was serious. Since the vests are worn around the torso and meant to direct the blast horizontally rather than vertically, the head and legs/feet are oft times found intact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 A guy walks into a sex shop and tells the clerk he wants to buy a blow up doll. The clerk asks if he wants a Christian doll or a Muslim one. The guy asks whats the differnce.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Clerk says, " well, you have to blow up the christian doll, the muslim one blow up themselves." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Paging Ahmed with the mop. Clean up on Aisle 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Actually, he was serious. Since the vests are worn around the torso and meant to direct the blast horizontally rather than vertically, the head and legs/feet are oft times found intact. 415810[/snapback] .....and where else can you get a torso workout like that. Look, he had briani for lunch.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billfan63 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 .....and where else can you get a torso workout like that. Look, he had briani for lunch.... 415830[/snapback] limbo lower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 "On his very first play from scrimmage as a Dallas Cowboy, Drew Bledsoe was, unfortunately, sacked again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 He didn't have the guts to try it again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted August 23, 2005 Author Share Posted August 23, 2005 "Shi'ites happen" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 He didn't have the guts to try it again! 415842[/snapback] Yeah, after that he couldn't stomach another attempt. His heart wasn't in it anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
col_forbin Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 That is one hell of a split if you ask me.....props!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Actually, he was serious. Since the vests are worn around the torso and meant to direct the blast horizontally rather than vertically, the head and legs/feet are oft times found intact. 415810[/snapback] Where ever do you people find such disgusting photos and suicide bomber trivia? You should be ashamed of yourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 WARNING, WARNING. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, THIS MAY MAKE YOU FAINT, SO DO NOT OPEN IT IF YOU ARE A WEAK PERSONNow caption away Dead terrorist 415756[/snapback] "I shouldn't have had that third helping of retatta..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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