Grand Poobah Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 I guess he's half the man he used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 I guess he's half the man he used to be. 415923[/snapback] 1/4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarthur31 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 How do you know he is a terrorist? Â story link? 415773[/snapback] Â Ok how many Muslims in that area aren't terrorists? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 "HELP ME, I'M MELTING!! OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Ok how many Muslims in that area aren't terrorists? 415940[/snapback] Â It's from what's basically an anti-war piece on Salon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 I'm surprised the feces fliggin' freak and VABlowhard didn't say it was J.P. Losman: all legs, with none firmly planted, no arm, and ten-cent head who doesn't know how to slide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 I'm surprised the feces fliggin' freak and VABlowhard didn't say it was J.P. Losman: all legs, with none firmly planted, no arm, and ten-cent head who doesn't know how to slide. 415946[/snapback] No looks like his head and legs are firmly planted and not dancing around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 I'm rather surprised no one's gone for the Ron Mexico joke yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sound_n_Fury Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 "It's just a flesh wound." 415766[/snapback] Â I have no quarrel with you, Good Sir Knight! Â Look you stupid bastard.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 That's what you get for dating a chick who can suck start a LOX siphon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Actually, he was serious. Since the vests are worn around the torso and meant to direct the blast horizontally rather than vertically, the head and legs/feet are oft times found intact. 415810[/snapback] Sucks that I got a bigger laugh for my serious post than my entry into the caption contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Sucks that I got a bigger laugh for my serious post than my entry into the caption contest. 415984[/snapback] It's not personal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 "I shouldn't have had that third helping of retatta..." 415864[/snapback] I'm surprised the Retatta reference took this long to pop up. Â Rettata will do that to ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 I'm surprised the Retatta reference took this long to pop up. Rettata will do that to ya. 415987[/snapback] Only with the optional pickle juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 That's what you get for dating a chick who can suck start a LOX siphon. 415974[/snapback] Â Good shot. Hard to work that one in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 that might be the sickest thing Ive ever seen but here goes....I didnt realize I drank that much but I got bombed last night. 415786[/snapback] Â You'd absolutely LOVE my clean head shot collection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Good shot. Hard to work that one in. 415991[/snapback] Gonna work that LOX siphon line in every chance I get. Glad at least one person around here enjoys it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 "Anyone see my Virgins?" 415792[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted August 23, 2005 Author Share Posted August 23, 2005 " Do these pants make me look fat?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Mrs Terrorist, we regret to inform you we have no idea if your son was wearing clean underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 "When I say Ahmed has his head up his ass, I mean he REALLY has his head up his ass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted August 23, 2005 Author Share Posted August 23, 2005 " Has anyone seen my dance card list, Shiiii te" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 "Does this make me look fat?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 pwn3d! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Everybody sing! Â My body lies over Fallujah My body lies over Tikrit My body lies over Fallujah Please bring back my body to meeeeeeeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted August 23, 2005 Author Share Posted August 23, 2005 "Does this make me look fat?" 416033[/snapback] Â Â http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showtopic=28678&st=40 Â We may think alike......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showtopic=28678&st=40 We may think alike......... 416045[/snapback]  Oh, horrors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Rot in Hell, you POS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 To the tune of that WWI classic... Â Over There, Over There Where's my arms? Where's my spleen? Over There! The Yanks are coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Heb lewmeslfa apa dumass, 27 of Tikrit Iraq attempts to kick himself in the head after discovering he is only 13 inches tall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Damn, I'm all feet today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Head and shoulder , knees and toes. Head and ....... oh sh-- wher the !@#$ are my shoulders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Head and shoulder , knees and toes. Head and ....... oh sh-- wher the !@#$ are my shoulders. 416063[/snapback]  Hey...isn't he taller than you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Oh, horrors. 416046[/snapback]  You should see his cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Your foot bone's connected to your ankle bone. Your ankle bone's connected to your leg bone. Your leg bone's connected to the pavement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted August 24, 2005 Author Share Posted August 24, 2005 Head and shoulder , knees and toes. Head and ....... oh sh-- wher the !@#$ are my shoulders. 416063[/snapback]   That was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Everyone sing along now... "Another Saturday Night and I Ain't Got No Body..." 415805[/snapback]  Ironically a top-10 hit in the 70's for a certain Mr Yousuf Islam...  How about: "And now let's meet the co-star of Al-Jazeera's new hit series, "Two And A Half Jihadists".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Never eat Pop Rocks and drink Red Bull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 "When I say Ahmed has his head up his ass, I mean he REALLY has his head up his ass." 416028[/snapback] Â Hi, my name is Yana! I am beautiful, sophisticated, very well educated, with model type figure, excellent manners, and grace. I believe honesty, integrity, and trust to be the foundation of every relationship. I hope to find my special man to give him all my love, devotion, support, and be a passionate lover, a great woman you will feel proud of, and best friend. Â Think ya yas get's any letters? How many from here, besides yours and mine? Yeah, I know. I wrote one for you and signed your name to it. You can explain that to the wife, I'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted August 24, 2005 Author Share Posted August 24, 2005 "If you disagree with Brad Riter, this is what happens to you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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