Nick in RaChaCha Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 101 When you pick her up suggest that you spend 1 hour praying together before you leave for dinner. god please bless mommy and daddy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenews Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 101 When you pick her up suggest that you spend 1 hour praying together before you leave for dinner. god please bless mommy and daddy... 407393[/snapback] 100 take "IT" out!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 #99 - Wearing a Ron Mexico Jersey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 98...Babble on all night about this great Bills message board called twobillsdrive, only to find out she doesn't know a football from a baseball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 97: You show up at the door to greet her wearing tight little shorts, no shirt, a little red hat, after doing some farming or something because you are covered in dirt. She wont think its very awseome, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 96. Compare her to your ex gf all night telling her how much she reminds you of her, and what she would do in certain situations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC in St. Louis Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 95. Show up in a "Too Drunk to F%%K t-shirt, and take her to The Aristocrats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 94. Wait till she answers the door before you find out that she weighs more than you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 93. Never ask her who she thinks is better Kirk or Picard and hold her answer against her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigdaddyinOrlando Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 93. Say My mamma sats I'm the best kisser in the family! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 92. Invite her to your house, make her a Short Bus Rettata for dinner and stick a note under the pickle juice dispenser that says "If you think I did this this fast, wait 'til you get me naked." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenews Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 91 show up with your girlfriend and her three kids (who all packed a lunch) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 91. If it's snowing the night of the date, do NOT rush outside to pee your name in the snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob in SC Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Tell her that you talk regularly on the phone to J P Losman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
col_forbin Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 88. Say "today marks the 1 month anniversey since my last herpes breakout!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 tell her that your name is george, your unemployed and live with your parents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 let one go in the restaurant and blame it on her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 85. If you happen to get lucky after or during the act of sex never utter the phraze "Don't worry there's no need to panic" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 84. Do not tell her you are the Son of Satan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 83. Do not tell her TD made you take her out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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