Ennjay Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 I've often said that Joe Theisman blows dead moose chunks. Does anyone have a better one-line analysis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 I've often said that Joe Theisman blows dead moose chunks. Does anyone have a better one-line analysis? 391179[/snapback] He's a genius like Norman Einstein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 I like the guy. Seems most folks cry about whoever the announcer is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 He is the Keith Gretzky of his profession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 He is the Keith Gretzky of his profession. 391185[/snapback] I would give up chicken wings for a year if Theisman would quit announcing. I don't get mad at any announcers, except for him and Paul Maguire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 OW! My leg, my leg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 "The compound fracture is the NFL's greatest injury." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 He doesn't bother me half as much as listening to Paul McGuire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanInTexas Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Joe Theisman is a No Talent Ass Clown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 To paraphrase Pfc. Edward Garlick... "Theisman sucks the sweat off of a dead man's balls." I have no idea what that means, sir, but it seems very negative to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Talks too much, says nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 read my sig., the line from CTM says it all... Crap Throwing Monkey 5/18/2005: "Which is beyond stupid, beyond !@#$ing stupid, even beyond Paris Hilton stupid, and into Joe Theisman territory..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 His comments are long and vigorous, like the penis of a jackass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
34-78-83 Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 He's the Regis of Football announcers...... 'nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan Trapped in Pats Land Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 I like the guy. Seems most folks cry about whoever the announcer is. 391184[/snapback] Being teamed with Paul Maguire would make anyone look dumb. Great guy, Maguire, but if he doesn't have a booze problem he's just bat sh-- crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 I've often said that Joe Theisman blows dead moose chunks. Does anyone have a better one-line analysis? 391179[/snapback] CoachChuck likes Theesman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Being teamed with Paul Maguire would make anyone look dumb. Great guy, Maguire, but if he doesn't have a booze problem he's just bat sh-- crazy. 391262[/snapback] Any word on if Paul Maguire has work this fall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
envirojeff Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 I can do it in one word... Jackass! Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Any word on if Paul Maguire has work this fall? 391264[/snapback] He will be doing Sunday night football on ESPN. All of the changes being talked about don't happen until 2006......I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 He will be doing Sunday night football on ESPN. All of the changes being talked about don't happen until 2006......I think. 391269[/snapback] Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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