Arctic Frost: Biden FBI Spied on Eight GOP Senators.

[JDHillFan]

5 minutes ago, Tenhigh said:

Chat GPT ftw:

 

🎵 “The Quack and Senator Collins”
(Playful folk tune — think banjo, fiddle, and a wink)

Verse 1:
Up in Maine one Saturday, the sky was clean and wide,
A quack doctor packed his tonics for a long and noble stride.
He met with Susan Collins where the pine trees brushed the sky,
She said, “I hope your potions work,” he said, “They mostly try.”

Chorus:
They’re walkin’ side by side, through the mud and shale,
A senator and quack upon a winding trail.
Pickin’ up the flyers that the wind had tossed away,
Preachin’ health and politics in equal parts that day.

Verse 2:
“Try my bark elixir, Sue, it’s good for what you fear,”
He waved a jar of mystery and grinned from ear to ear.
She laughed and said, “You’d fit right in with folks back in D.C.,”
He said, “I cure your headaches, ma’am—well, metaphorically.”

Chorus:
They’re walkin’ side by side, through the mud and shale,
A senator and quack upon a winding trail.
Pickin’ up the flyers that the wind had tossed away,
Preachin’ health and politics in equal parts that day.

Bridge:
The flyers cried “Vote Now!” and “Try our herbal tea!”
He said, “This one’s a tonic blend—it cures bureaucracy!”
She said, “You oughta patent that,” and laughed until she cried,
As loons called out across the lake and daylight slowly died.

Final Chorus:
Now they’re walkin’ side by side, through the twilight pale,
A senator and quack who somehow still prevail.
Pickin’ up the papers where the slogans start to fade,
Just two unlikely wanderers in Maine’s cool mountain shade.

Outro:
So if you see them on the ridge with bottles, boots, and mail,
Tip your hat to Susan—and the quack upon the trail.

Would you like me to make this one singable with chords and rhythm notation (folk guitar style, like a Pete Seeger or John Prine tune)?

That is INCREDIBLE!! 

[BillsFanNC]

25 minutes ago, Tenhigh said:

Chat GPT ftw:

 

🎵 “The Quack and Senator Collins”
(Playful folk tune — think banjo, fiddle, and a wink)

Verse 1:
Up in Maine one Saturday, the sky was clean and wide,
A quack doctor packed his tonics for a long and noble stride.
He met with Susan Collins where the pine trees brushed the sky,
She said, “I hope your potions work,” he said, “They mostly try.”

Chorus:
They’re walkin’ side by side, through the mud and shale,
A senator and quack upon a winding trail.
Pickin’ up the flyers that the wind had tossed away,
Preachin’ health and politics in equal parts that day.

Verse 2:
“Try my bark elixir, Sue, it’s good for what you fear,”
He waved a jar of mystery and grinned from ear to ear.
She laughed and said, “You’d fit right in with folks back in D.C.,”
He said, “I cure your headaches, ma’am—well, metaphorically.”

Chorus:
They’re walkin’ side by side, through the mud and shale,
A senator and quack upon a winding trail.
Pickin’ up the flyers that the wind had tossed away,
Preachin’ health and politics in equal parts that day.

Bridge:
The flyers cried “Vote Now!” and “Try our herbal tea!”
He said, “This one’s a tonic blend—it cures bureaucracy!”
She said, “You oughta patent that,” and laughed until she cried,
As loons called out across the lake and daylight slowly died.

Final Chorus:
Now they’re walkin’ side by side, through the twilight pale,
A senator and quack who somehow still prevail.
Pickin’ up the papers where the slogans start to fade,
Just two unlikely wanderers in Maine’s cool mountain shade.

Outro:
So if you see them on the ridge with bottles, boots, and mail,
Tip your hat to Susan—and the quack upon the trail.

Would you like me to make this one singable with chords and rhythm notation (folk guitar style, like a Pete Seeger or John Prine tune)?

 

Friggin fantastic.

 

😂

[nedboy7]

4 hours ago, BillsFanNC said:

 

Mike Benz. 
 

Reminder that “January 6” lasted a grand total of 3 hours, and nobody stole a single thing except one dude who randomly took a lectern

 

[Homelander]

 

[B-Man]

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[BillsFanNC]

 

[T master]

On 10/8/2025 at 9:33 AM, Joe Ferguson forever said:

Nope.  It's because Tuberville met with trump's sons and others on Jan 5 including Navarro at the trump international hotel.  Or that trump watched the riot unfold for 4 hours before calling for the scum to leave. Or that the entire episode was premised on the big lie which was pushed by so many of his congressional serfs.. Or that at least one R member of congress provided "tours" of the capitol on Jan 5 to rioters.

But wasn't Pelosi the one that said NO to any more protective measures as far as more of a police presence when Trump asked for them ?

 

Or have I misremembered something ? 🤔 I know you will enlighten me !!