JDHillFan Posted 2 hours ago Posted 2 hours ago 5 minutes ago, Tenhigh said: Chat GPT ftw: 🎵 “The Quack and Senator Collins” (Playful folk tune — think banjo, fiddle, and a wink) Verse 1: Up in Maine one Saturday, the sky was clean and wide, A quack doctor packed his tonics for a long and noble stride. He met with Susan Collins where the pine trees brushed the sky, She said, “I hope your potions work,” he said, “They mostly try.” Chorus: They’re walkin’ side by side, through the mud and shale, A senator and quack upon a winding trail. Pickin’ up the flyers that the wind had tossed away, Preachin’ health and politics in equal parts that day. Verse 2: “Try my bark elixir, Sue, it’s good for what you fear,” He waved a jar of mystery and grinned from ear to ear. She laughed and said, “You’d fit right in with folks back in D.C.,” He said, “I cure your headaches, ma’am—well, metaphorically.” Chorus: They’re walkin’ side by side, through the mud and shale, A senator and quack upon a winding trail. Pickin’ up the flyers that the wind had tossed away, Preachin’ health and politics in equal parts that day. Bridge: The flyers cried “Vote Now!” and “Try our herbal tea!” He said, “This one’s a tonic blend—it cures bureaucracy!” She said, “You oughta patent that,” and laughed until she cried, As loons called out across the lake and daylight slowly died. Final Chorus: Now they’re walkin’ side by side, through the twilight pale, A senator and quack who somehow still prevail. Pickin’ up the papers where the slogans start to fade, Just two unlikely wanderers in Maine’s cool mountain shade. Outro: So if you see them on the ridge with bottles, boots, and mail, Tip your hat to Susan—and the quack upon the trail. Would you like me to make this one singable with chords and rhythm notation (folk guitar style, like a Pete Seeger or John Prine tune)? That is INCREDIBLE!! 1
BillsFanNC Posted 2 hours ago Author Posted 2 hours ago 25 minutes ago, Tenhigh said: Chat GPT ftw: 🎵 “The Quack and Senator Collins” (Playful folk tune — think banjo, fiddle, and a wink) Verse 1: Up in Maine one Saturday, the sky was clean and wide, A quack doctor packed his tonics for a long and noble stride. He met with Susan Collins where the pine trees brushed the sky, She said, “I hope your potions work,” he said, “They mostly try.” Chorus: They’re walkin’ side by side, through the mud and shale, A senator and quack upon a winding trail. Pickin’ up the flyers that the wind had tossed away, Preachin’ health and politics in equal parts that day. Verse 2: “Try my bark elixir, Sue, it’s good for what you fear,” He waved a jar of mystery and grinned from ear to ear. She laughed and said, “You’d fit right in with folks back in D.C.,” He said, “I cure your headaches, ma’am—well, metaphorically.” Chorus: They’re walkin’ side by side, through the mud and shale, A senator and quack upon a winding trail. Pickin’ up the flyers that the wind had tossed away, Preachin’ health and politics in equal parts that day. Bridge: The flyers cried “Vote Now!” and “Try our herbal tea!” He said, “This one’s a tonic blend—it cures bureaucracy!” She said, “You oughta patent that,” and laughed until she cried, As loons called out across the lake and daylight slowly died. Final Chorus: Now they’re walkin’ side by side, through the twilight pale, A senator and quack who somehow still prevail. Pickin’ up the papers where the slogans start to fade, Just two unlikely wanderers in Maine’s cool mountain shade. Outro: So if you see them on the ridge with bottles, boots, and mail, Tip your hat to Susan—and the quack upon the trail. Would you like me to make this one singable with chords and rhythm notation (folk guitar style, like a Pete Seeger or John Prine tune)? Friggin fantastic. 😂
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