When Opulence Isn’t Enough: A Pig’s Lament

[Homelander]

Oh, boo-freaking-hoo. The wannabe monarch is throwing a tantrum because his presidential jet isn’t dripping with enough “dictator chic” flair. Meanwhile, he’s slashing healthcare and tossing tax breaks to billionaires like confetti at a hedge fund frat party - ballooning the debt again, because apparently, fiscal responsibility is only for people who can’t afford lobbyists.

 

This meltdown over Air Force One? Classic him. The man’s never met a gold-plated detail he didn’t love more than, say, the rule of law.

 

Let’s be honest - he’s not ashamed of torching the Constitution, bulldozing institutions, or selling off America’s credibility to the highest bidder. He’s just humiliated that his flying ego boost doesn’t stack up to the Saudi royal air circus.

 

To him, patriotism is just a costume - something to drape over his greed while he siphons every ounce of value from the country he pretends to serve. He’s turned the symbols of this nation into tawdry props for his traveling vanity show.

 

And now he’s sulking because the jet doesn’t glitter hard enough? Please.

 

 

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[AlBUNDY4TDS]

Holy *****, this dude needs help.

[JDHillFan]

You’ve got this Billsy! Doing great! 

[njbuff]

49 minutes ago, AlBUNDY4TDS said:

Holy *****, this dude needs help.

How many more doctors are you going to subject to this monstrosity??

[ScotSHO]

Time to change your login account again.

[K D]

We're not even 4 months in yet....It's going to be a loooong 4 years.

[Niagara Bill]

25 minutes ago, K D said:

We're not even 4 months in yet....It's going to be a loooong 4 years.

 

Your assumption of four years is premature.

[leh-nerd skin-erd]

2 hours ago, JDHillFan said:

You’ve got this Billsy! Doing great! 

The multiple evolving identities guy went with “Let’s be honest”.  The commitment to pathological arrogance is impressive! 

[K D]

4 minutes ago, Niagara Bill said:

 

Your assumption of four years is premature.

8? Trump 2028!!!

[Homelander]

Look at them defend a bloated orange menace who loves gold so much he paints his own face with it.

 

When even his vanity is sacred, reality isn’t just gone it’s buried beneath layers of cult worship.

 

And they’re melting down on a football message board. Love it.

[K D]

Speaking of private planes and opulence...

[BillsFanNC]

2 hours ago, ScotSHO said:

Time to change your login account again.

 

More directly, why can't the mods just ban again?

 

 

[Doc]

Yeah, what a jerk.  Who wouldn't want to be flying in a plane with technology from 40 years ago?  Meanwhile most libs don't want to keep their cell phones for more than a year or two...  

[Homelander]

32 minutes ago, Doc said:

Yeah, what a jerk.  Who wouldn't want to be flying in a plane with technology from 40 years ago?  Meanwhile most libs don't want to keep their cell phones for more than a year or two...  

 

Nothing says ‘patriot’ like cheering a foreign dictatorship for handing a president a $400M jet.

 

Air Force One isn’t some outdated relic, it’s a flying fortress loaded with cutting-edge, military-grade tech.

 

Trump accepting a luxury 747 from Qatar isn’t about upgrades, it’s about payoffs. You’re not defending modernization you’re defending corruption dressed in gold-plated ego.

 

 

[JDHillFan]

1 hour ago, Homelander said:

Look at them defend a bloated orange menace who loves gold so much he paints his own face with it.

 

When even his vanity is sacred, reality isn’t just gone it’s buried beneath layers of cult worship.

 

And they’re melting down on a football message board. Love it.

2 hours ago, leh-nerd skin-erd said:

The multiple evolving identities guy went with “Let’s be honest”.  The commitment to pathological arrogance is impressive! 

He came back in relatively stable but is clearly regressing toward his old, malignant ways. Kind of sad to watch unfold. Annoying too!

[B-Man]

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[Doc]

6 minutes ago, Homelander said:

Nothing says ‘patriot’ like cheering a foreign dictatorship for handing a president a $400M jet.

 

Air Force One isn’t some outdated relic, it’s a flying fortress loaded with cutting-edge, military-grade tech.

 

Trump accepting a luxury 747 from Qatar isn’t about upgrades, it’s about payoffs. You’re not defending modernization you’re defending corruption dressed in gold-plated ego.

 

What payoff?

[Homelander]

4 minutes ago, Doc said:

 

What payoff?

 

The $400M luxury jet from Qatar to Trump’s orbit isn’t a mystery it’s public record. Call it a gift, call it a deal, but when a foreign regime drops hundreds of millions on a president it’s not charity. That’s the payoff and pretending not to see it doesn’t make it disappear.

 

 

[leh-nerd skin-erd]

10 minutes ago, JDHillFan said:

He came back in relatively stable but is clearly regressing toward his old, malignant ways. Kind of sad to watch unfold. Annoying too!

Where do you think he was from the end of the Summer of BillSy until the sudden appearance of post-election Homey?  I heard he was on the lam from 5-O.