Homelander Posted 4 hours ago Posted 4 hours ago Oh, boo-freaking-hoo. The wannabe monarch is throwing a tantrum because his presidential jet isn’t dripping with enough “dictator chic” flair. Meanwhile, he’s slashing healthcare and tossing tax breaks to billionaires like confetti at a hedge fund frat party - ballooning the debt again, because apparently, fiscal responsibility is only for people who can’t afford lobbyists. This meltdown over Air Force One? Classic him. The man’s never met a gold-plated detail he didn’t love more than, say, the rule of law. Let’s be honest - he’s not ashamed of torching the Constitution, bulldozing institutions, or selling off America’s credibility to the highest bidder. He’s just humiliated that his flying ego boost doesn’t stack up to the Saudi royal air circus. To him, patriotism is just a costume - something to drape over his greed while he siphons every ounce of value from the country he pretends to serve. He’s turned the symbols of this nation into tawdry props for his traveling vanity show. And now he’s sulking because the jet doesn’t glitter hard enough? Please.
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