OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Here's a new McLauglin poll. I'll ask the questions and you tell me the answers. I'll then let you know if you are right or WRONG. I'm in a bad mood so check your thin skin at the door. To guide you a bit, I've given today's questions a difficulty rating on a scale of 10. Questions: 1. What do you call illicit sex if it is 25% better than average (2)? 2. In terms of mass appeal, who is the most attractive famous person in America (5)? 3. Who is Michael Jackson's all time favorite NBA player and why (9.9)? 4. Speaking of Michael, now that his trial is over, what celebrity and accomplice tandem will be on trial next for child molestation (4)? 5. What does TD really drink (4)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Here's a new McLauglin poll. I'll ask the questions and you tell me the answers. I'll then let you know if you are right or WRONG. I'm in a bad mood so check your thin skin at the door. To guide you a bit, I've given today's questions a difficulty rating on a scale of 10. Questions: 1. What do you call illicit sex if it is 25% better than average (2)? 2. In terms of mass appeal, who is the most attractive famous person in America (5)? 3. Who is Michael Jackson's all time favorite NBA player and why (9.9)? 4. Speaking of Michael, now that his trial is over, what celebrity and accomplice tandem will be on trial next for child molestation (4)? 5. What does TD really drink (4)? 360865[/snapback] 1. What do you call illicit sex if it is 25% better than average (2)? A Felony 2. In terms of mass appeal, who is the most attractive famous person in America (5)? Paris Hilton 3. Who is Michael Jackson's all time favorite NBA player and why (9.9)? Dennis Rodman, because he lets him be on top 4. Speaking of Michael, now that his trial is over, what celebrity and accomplice tandem will be on trial next for child molestation (4)? Larry King and Jane Fonda 5. What does TD really drink (4)? dolfin blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Here's a new McLauglin poll. I'll ask the questions and you tell me the answers. I'll then let you know if you are right or WRONG. I'm in a bad mood so check your thin skin at the door. To guide you a bit, I've given today's questions a difficulty rating on a scale of 10. Questions: 1. What do you call illicit sex if it is 25% better than average (2)? 2. In terms of mass appeal, who is the most attractive famous person in America (5)? 3. Who is Michael Jackson's all time favorite NBA player and why (9.9)? 4. Speaking of Michael, now that his trial is over, what celebrity and accomplice tandem will be on trial next for child molestation (4)? 5. What does TD really drink (4)? 360865[/snapback] 1) Quarter Pounder 2) Eva Longoria 3) Spud Webb - reminds him of Emanuel Lewis (RIP) 4) Batman and Robin 5) Budweiser (Satan's brew) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 1. What do you call illicit sex if it is 25% better than average (2)? An unusual day at the office. 2. In terms of mass appeal, who is the most attractive famous person in America (5)? Lindsey Lohan...about six eight-balls ago. 3. Who is Michael Jackson's all time favorite NBA player and why (9.9)?Jason KIDD. Get it? Kidd? 4. Speaking of Michael, now that his trial is over, what celebrity and accomplice tandem will be on trial next for child molestation (4)?Paris Hilton will go on trial for failure to be as hot as she thinks she is. 5. What does TD really drink (4)? 360865[/snapback] His own blood. Satan's blood doesn't have enough flavor for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 1. An extra quarter slice of pie. 2. Since there's more women than men; Brad Pitt. 3. David Thompson; fellow North Carolinian who played like Jordan before Jordan. 4. Kathy Lee and Frank Gifford 5. OJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 1. What do you call illicit sex if it is 25% better than average (2)?A Felony 2. In terms of mass appeal, who is the most attractive famous person in America (5)? Paris Hilton 3. Who is Michael Jackson's all time favorite NBA player and why (9.9)? Dennis Rodman, because he lets him be on top 4. Speaking of Michael, now that his trial is over, what celebrity and accomplice tandem will be on trial next for child molestation (4)? Larry King and Jane Fonda 5. What does TD really drink (4)? dolfin blood 360875[/snapback] 1. I can see you put a lot of thought into that reply. Thanksfor the extraordinary effort. WRONG!!!!!!!!!!! 2. WRONG!!!!! She ranks 2,453rd just behind the chick who played Blair on "The Facts of Life" 3. No. When Michael asked him to change his name to "Rodboy" and Dennis refused, things fell apart. 4. Plausible, but WRONG!!!! because children run screaming before that pair ever gets close. 5. Nice non-capitalization. You're learning. WRONG!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 1) Quarter Pounder2) Eva Longoria 3) Spud Webb - reminds him of Emanuel Lewis (RIP) 4) Batman and Robin 5) Budweiser (Satan's brew) 360878[/snapback] 1. You have a sick & twisted mind. Seek help. WRONG!!!!! 2. In my best Homer Simpson voice I say: "I have no idea who that is...." WRONG!!!!!! 3. Because of his many uses for potatoes, Michael di like Spud a lot, but WRONG!!!!! 4. They're fictional Mr. Wizard. WRONG!!!! 5. He doesn't want a GMWI on his record so WRONG!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 An unusual day at the office. Lindsey Lohan...about six eight-balls ago. Jason KIDD. Get it? Kidd? Paris Hilton will go on trial for failure to be as hot as she thinks she is. His own blood. Satan's blood doesn't have enough flavor for him. 360880[/snapback] 1. Maybe at Fabio's office. WRONG!!!!! 2. She plays pool? That moves her up a few notches. WRONG!!!!!! 3. Good one. Of course it wouldn't have been 9.9 on the difficulty scale if I had an easy answer like that would it genius? WRONG!!!! 4. while molesting a child? WRONG!!!! 5. Interesting theory. WRONG!!!!! His blood type changes constantly to ward off the spirits trying to attack him. Drinking his own blood would result in a mis-match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 1. An extra quarter slice of pie. 2. Since there's more women than men; Brad Pitt. 3. David Thompson; fellow North Carolinian who played like Jordan before Jordan. 4. Kathy Lee and Frank Gifford 5. OJ 360896[/snapback] 1. WRONG!!!!! 2. There is no need to hide your affection for Brad Pitt by using the shield of women. WRONG!!!!! but there is nothing wrong with that. 3. Here's a hint. MJ doesn't care about basketball skill or where the guy is from. He likes little boys!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4. They're so old they could sleep with a 32 year old and be considered pedophiles. WRONG!!!!!! 5. Why would he drinnk one of his minions? WRONG!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanInTexas Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Here's a new McLauglin poll. I'll ask the questions and you tell me the answers. I'll then let you know if you are right or WRONG. I'm in a bad mood so check your thin skin at the door. To guide you a bit, I've given today's questions a difficulty rating on a scale of 10. Questions: 1. What do you call illicit sex if it is 25% better than average (2)? 2. In terms of mass appeal, who is the most attractive famous person in America (5)? 3. Who is Michael Jackson's all time favorite NBA player and why (9.9)? 4. Speaking of Michael, now that his trial is over, what celebrity and accomplice tandem will be on trial next for child molestation (4)? 5. What does TD really drink (4)? 360865[/snapback] 1. Cheating. 2. Halle Berry 3. Muggsy Bogues (wasn't he like 5'3"?) 4. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes 5. Genessee Cream Ale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 1. Cheating. 2. Halle Berry 3. Muggsy Bogues (wasn't he like 5'3"?) 4. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes 5. Genessee Cream Ale 360934[/snapback] 1. Well that's true. Other news flashes include the sky being blue and lemons tasting lemony. WRONG!!!!!! 2. She's good looking but no match for the winner. WRONG!!!!!!! 3. I don't know if he wsa 5' 3". If he was, he probably still is. WRONG!!!!!! 4. It is hard to be critical of that choice. It displays a lot of thought and some level of plausibility. I must say sadly....WRONG!!!!!! 5. Not on his worst day. WRONG!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Questions: 1. What do you call illicit sex if it is 25% better than average (2)? Well worth it 2. In terms of mass appeal, who is the most attractive famous person in America (5)? Julia Roberts 3. Who is Michael Jackson's all time favorite NBA player and why (9.9)? Spuds Webb. He was short enough to be considered a child(SH**...didn't see the previous reply on Mugsy Bogues) 4. Speaking of Michael, now that his trial is over, what celebrity and accomplice tandem will be on trial next for child molestation (4)? Van Sustren & Cusack 5. What does TD really drink (4)? Wegmans orange soda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 Questions: 1. What do you call illicit sex if it is 25% better than average (2)? Well worth it 2. In terms of mass appeal, who is the most attractive famous person in America (5)? Julia Roberts 3. Who is Michael Jackson's all time favorite NBA player and why (9.9)? Spuds Webb. He was short enough to be considered a child(SH**...didn't see the previous reply on Mugsy Bogues) 4. Speaking of Michael, now that his trial is over, what celebrity and accomplice tandem will be on trial next for child molestation (4)? Van Sustren & Cusack 5. What does TD really drink (4)? Wegmans orange soda 361006[/snapback] 1. BZZZZTTTTT!!!! Wrong. 2. Remember that blob thingy that Bill Paxton turned into at the end of Weird Science? She's more attractive than that. WRONG!!!!! 3. Evidently you didn't see the prvious reply to Spud Webb either. That and the Julia Roberts thing make me think an eye appointment is in order. 4. part 1 WRONG!!!!!! Part 2: Joan or John? 5. Close. WRONG!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eSJayDee Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Okay, I'll give this a try - 1). Done wrong. It should be at least 50% better. 2) Teri Hatcher 3) Was there a player named Hyman Siedhue? 4) Is it too late for Bob Keeshum (Capt Kangaroo) & Mr. GreenJeans? (I'm assuming you can try someone posthumulously.) 5) Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. No wait, that belongs in the Picard is better than Kirk thread. Let's go w/ just plain tap water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 4. part 1 WRONG!!!!!! Part 2: Joan or John? 361018[/snapback] Maybe I have the guys name wrong. He was co-host of a cnn show with Greta during the OJ trial? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 Okay, I'll give this a try - 1). Done wrong. It should be at least 50% better. 2) Teri Hatcher 3) Was there a player named Hyman Siedhue? 4) Is it too late for Bob Keeshum (Capt Kangaroo) & Mr. GreenJeans? (I'm assuming you can try someone posthumulously.) 5) Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. No wait, that belongs in the Picard is better than Kirk thread. Let's go w/ just plain tap water. 361028[/snapback] 1. It's all in your perspective. 50% better than what? WRONG!!!!!! 2. Only to former Bills camp fodder. Not too the masses. WRONG!!!!! 3. No. Also there was no Haywood Jablome or Hugh G. Rection. WRONG!!!!!! 4. Not Necrophelia, pedophilia. WRONG 5. Come back to this thread when you think up an answer. Until then just leave. WRONG!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwight Drane Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 1) Paying in Canadian 2) The Pope....mass appeal 3)Magic Johnson...that's also the name the kids call his yingyang 4)Suzie Ormon + Jim Cramer....that bit@h has to go 5)Johnny Walker Blue out of one of those awsome $3 rocks glasses the Bills send out to their season ticket holders to thank them for putting up with mediocrity the past decade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Does #2 refer only to the currently living? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 1) Paying in Canadian2) The Pope....mass appeal 3)Magic Johnson...that's also the name the kids call his yingyang 4)Suzie Ormon + Jim Cramer....that bit@h has to go 5)Johnny Walker Blue out of one of those awsome $3 rocks glasses the Bills send out to their season ticket holders to thank them for putting up with mediocrity the past decade. 361085[/snapback] 1. Not everyone has to pay. Shocking, I know. WRONG!!!!!! 2. America.....left of the Atlantic on your handy globe. WRONG!!!!! 3. The second part of your answer is correct. This has led to animosity over naming rights. WRONG!!! 4. Listen up stalker. Take your bad stock tip hatred elsewhere. WRONG!!!! 5. Wrong!!!! Longwinded, but WRONG!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 1. Still not good enough. 2. Rossie O'Fatass 3. A young Lebron James 4. Macualy Culkin and Peter Townsend 5. Water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Here's a new McLauglin poll. I'll ask the questions and you tell me the answers. I'll then let you know if you are right or WRONG. I'm in a bad mood so check your thin skin at the door. To guide you a bit, I've given today's questions a difficulty rating on a scale of 10. Questions: 1. What do you call illicit sex if it is 25% better than average (2)? 2. In terms of mass appeal, who is the most attractive famous person in America (5)? 3. Who is Michael Jackson's all time favorite NBA player and why (9.9)? 4. Speaking of Michael, now that his trial is over, what celebrity and accomplice tandem will be on trial next for child molestation (4)? 5. What does TD really drink (4)? 360865[/snapback] 25% not good enough Oprah Phil Jackson, cause after all the surgeries, thats what he wants to look like. brooks and dunn, or some other Country Western singer. Eggnog from weagmans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 Does #2 refer only to the currently living? 361089[/snapback] Unless you have a thing for dead people you freak. WRONG!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 1. Still not good enough. 2. Rossie O'Fatass 3. A young Lebron James 4. Macualy Culkin and Peter Townsend 5. Water 361122[/snapback] 1. Come on people think. This one should be easy. WRONG!!!!! 2. [i sat staring at the screen trying to reply to this but was left speechless] 3. Not young enough. WRONG!!!!!!! 4. They been there. They done that. WRONG!!!!!!! 5. WRONG!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 25% not good enoughOprah Phil Jackson, cause after all the surgeries, thats what he wants to look like. brooks and dunn, or some other Country Western singer. Eggnog from weagmans 361135[/snapback] 1. WRONG!!!!! 2. My wife cooked up something with Okra the other night. It tasted like stevstojan. Oh, wait you said Oprah. WRONG!!!!! 3. He's going to need to get taller. WRONG!!!!! 4. WRONG!!!!! 5. Too fattening. WRONG!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 2. [i sat staring at the screen trying to reply to this but was left speechless] 361147[/snapback] You said mass appeal. Is there someone out there with more mass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 1. Since 25% more of zero is still zero, I'll say 'more of the same'. 2. I know you have a thing for Martina McBride, but it can't be her, so I'll say Angelia Jolie. 3. Originally I saw NBA and thought you meant Michael Jordan, not Jackson. How about Wilt Chamberlain, because of his off the court conquests. 4. Bert and Ernie. 5. Red Bull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 1. Since 25% more of zero is still zero, I'll say 'more of the same'. 2. I know you have a thing for Martina McBride, but it can't be her, so I'll say Angelia Jolie. 3. Originally I saw NBA and thought you meant Michael Jordan, not Jackson. How about Wilt Chamberlain, because of his off the court conquests. 4. Bert and Ernie. 5. Red Bull. 361164[/snapback] 1. WRONG!!!!! 2. It is not Martina McBride. The reason is that the masses are not as discerning in the aspects of attractiveness as the illustrious McLaughlin. If thye were, she'd top the list. As for Angelina Jolie, she's in 2nd place.....2nd place behind Madonna on the slut list that is. WRONG!!!! 3. Michael Jackson understands Wilt's conquests about as much as I understand the 238 dialects spoken on the planet Krimjatgst. WRONG!!!!!!! 4. This is so close. I would expect nothing less from the McLaughlin HOFer. 5. WRONG!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 4) kirmit and miz piggy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Long Beach Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 I have to admit some of the suggested answers have just been awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 5. That crap in Pinto Ron's bowling ball? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 4) kirmit and miz piggy? 361180[/snapback] Stop grasping at straws and think grasshopper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 5. That crap in Pinto Ron's bowling ball? 361184[/snapback] I don't know what was in there so maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 I'll give everyone the answer to #3: Kevin Johnson...who was accused of taking a shower with a 17-year old girl. I'm too busy mess with the others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 1) illiciter 2) McLaughlin 3) Richard Hamilton, Detroit Pistons. His best Christmass present ever "A Michael Jackson doll with the 'Beat It' jacket." 4) Penn & Teller 5) JP Morgan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 1. What do you call illicit sex if it is 25% better than average (2)? A: A perfect weekend. 2. In terms of mass appeal, who is the most attractive famous person in America (5)? A: President Clinton 3. Who is Michael Jackson's all time favorite NBA player and why (9.9)? A: Michael Jordan ( I don't know why. Because they have the same initials?) 4. Speaking of Michael, now that his trial is over, what celebrity and accomplice tandem will be on trial next for child molestation (4)? A: My 45 year old friend who's dating a college student. 5. What does TD really drink (4)? A: Diet coke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 1. Deep Throat 2. Hillary Duff 3. Dennis Johnson; didn't he also have a case of Vitalego (sp) ? 4. Penn and Teller 5. Utica Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 I'll give everyone the answer to #3: Kevin Johnson...who was accused of taking a shower with a 17-year old girl. I'm too busy mess with the others. 361199[/snapback] WRONG!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 1.) FAN-F***ING-TASTIC 2.) Sandra Bullock 3.) Jason Kidd( duh get it? Kid) or Mugsy Bogues/Spud Webb because they are about the size of an 8 year old 4.) Dave Coulier, Bob Saget and John Stamos 5.) Clarified Butter Here's a new McLauglin poll. I'll ask the questions and you tell me the answers. I'll then let you know if you are right or WRONG. I'm in a bad mood so check your thin skin at the door. To guide you a bit, I've given today's questions a difficulty rating on a scale of 10. Questions: 1. What do you call illicit sex if it is 25% better than average (2)? 2. In terms of mass appeal, who is the most attractive famous person in America (5)? 3. Who is Michael Jackson's all time favorite NBA player and why (9.9)? 4. Speaking of Michael, now that his trial is over, what celebrity and accomplice tandem will be on trial next for child molestation (4)? 5. What does TD really drink (4)? 360865[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 1) illiciter2) McLaughlin 3) Richard Hamilton, Detroit Pistons. His best Christmass present ever "A Michael Jackson doll with the 'Beat It' jacket." 4) Penn & Teller 5) JP Morgan 361200[/snapback] 1. Your thought process on #1 is lacking. WRONG!!!! 2. Don't kiss up to the host. WRONG!!!!! 3. Ever since the Pistons ruined the whole Pacers season I can't consider them. WRONG!!!! 4. Are they already out? WRONG!!!!! 5. From the Gong Show? WRONG!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 1. Deep Throat 2. Hillary Duff 3. Dennis Johnson; didn't he also have a case of Vitalego (sp) ? 4. Penn and Teller 5. Utica Club 361208[/snapback] 1. That old guy and you? Gross! WRONG!!!!! 2. Who is Hillary Duff? WRONG!!!!! 3. Don't EVER make the host look up words. I stopped doing that after someone answered bukkake. WRONG!!!!! 4. Are they out already? Wrong!!! 5. WRONG!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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