Augie Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: Goats live 12-15 years. Lawnmowers last probably 6-8 years. Plus the maintenance. My goats won’t escape. I’m also building them a beautiful shack. Somehow, it just feels weird to see the word “beautiful” right next to “shack”. 🤷♂️ Your goat deserves more from you! Like….a goat palace! . Edited February 28, 2022 by Augie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 10 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: Goats live 12-15 years. Lawnmowers last probably 6-8 years. Plus the maintenance. My goats won’t escape. I’m also building them a beautiful shack. 8 minutes ago, teef said: what are you doing to your lawnmower that it only lasts 6-8 years? commercial use? I've had my lawnmower (basic troy bilt rear bag push mower) since 2008. The only thing I've ever done to it is add gas. If I go through 4 gallons of gas in a year, that's something. And it doesn't poop. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T&C Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 Curried goat is excellent, there are a few places around here that do it but this is the best. https://www.islandcrewrestaurant.com/menu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 1 hour ago, teef said: we should just call CPS. but the lawnmower doesn't ***** all over the place, escape, require food, medical car, or eventually die. All lawnmowers eventual die. If the goat escapes that is owner issue not the goat. And my grandma had goats and they crapped nowhere near where people went. 50 minutes ago, Gugny said: I've had my lawnmower (basic troy bilt rear bag push mower) since 2008. The only thing I've ever done to it is add gas. If I go through 4 gallons of gas in a year, that's something. And it doesn't poop. Goats are not for eating grass - that is what sheep are for. Goats are usually used in woody areas which shrubs, vines, etc. My grandma's goats used to eat patches of poison ivy like they were candy and neighbors would get her to clear out theirs. No idea what she got in trade. How much poison ivy does your lawn mower chew up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted March 1, 2022 Author Share Posted March 1, 2022 5 hours ago, Augie said: Somehow, it just feels weird to see the word “beautiful” right next to “shack”. 🤷♂️ Your goat deserves more from you! Like….a goat palace! . I am going to build this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted March 1, 2022 Share Posted March 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Royale with Cheese said: I am going to build this. So, you are planning a goat-ominium complex? Does zoning allow that? Let me know if you need help. I’m not very handy but I can come by and call 911 if you cut a finger off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted March 1, 2022 Author Share Posted March 1, 2022 3 minutes ago, Augie said: So, you are planning a goat-ominium complex? Does zoning allow that? Let me know if you need help. I’m not very handy but I can come by and call 911 if you cut a finger off. I'm going to widdle from one tree branch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted March 1, 2022 Share Posted March 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: I'm going to widdle from one tree branch. The craftsmen from the old country will appreciate your magnificent work! You could rent it out for other goat owners, like Chuck E. Cheese for goats on their birthdays! Count on me for your business manager. I have ideas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Punching Bag Posted March 1, 2022 Share Posted March 1, 2022 4 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: I am going to build this. 4 hours ago, Augie said: So, you are planning a goat-ominium complex? Does zoning allow that? Let me know if you need help. I’m not very handy but I can come by and call 911 if you cut a finger off. I can bring onions, garlic and curry in case a goat falls and breaks its neck. It is very commendable what you are doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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