/dev/null Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Why is this a thing? Who ***** cares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share Posted November 19, 2019 1 minute ago, DC Tom said: Why is this a thing? Who ***** cares? Because America is so divided among party lines, one of the few things both sides can actually agree on is that farts are funny 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 I think you should have asked if people heard Laurel or Yanni 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 1 minute ago, /dev/null said: Because America is so divided among party lines, one of the few things both sides can actually agree on is that farts are funny They're not. Yeah, I'll say it: Blazing Saddles is a stupid, deeply unfunny movie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share Posted November 19, 2019 14 minutes ago, DC Tom said: They're not. Yeah, I'll say it: Blazing Saddles is a stupid, deeply unfunny movie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 And this is the difference between boys and girls... boys think a perfectly natural bodily function is hilarious, and worthy of a lot of (not funny) "jokes." ?♀️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 38 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Yeah, I'll say it: Blazing Saddles is a stupid, deeply unfunny movie. BLASPHEMY! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 20, 2019 Author Share Posted November 20, 2019 16 minutes ago, Buffalo_Gal said: And this is the difference between boys and girls... boys think a perfectly natural bodily function is hilarious, and worthy of a lot of (not funny) "jokes." ?♀️ Another difference, women will spend $300 on a pair of shoes. Men are more practical and spend $300 on a thousand rounds of 556 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinga Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 48 minutes ago, Buffalo_Gal said: And this is the difference between boys and girls... boys think a perfectly natural bodily function is hilarious, and worthy of a lot of (not funny) "jokes." ?♀️ Hate to be the one to break it to you, but there is a little more to it than that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, DC Tom said: They're not. Yeah, I'll say it: Blazing Saddles is a stupid, deeply unfunny movie. Someone's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes and beat Tom over the head with them. And I love the fact that shitload is not censored. Edited November 20, 2019 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: And I love the fact that shitload is not censored. What's even better is that shitload isn't censored, but typing something like sh!tload is an attempt to get around the profanity filter, and is technically grounds for being banned, even though it's not filtered. And I'll give Blazing Saddles credit for Alex Karras punching a horse...but that's it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 2 hours ago, DC Tom said: Why is this a thing? Who ***** cares? Because the media is covering for him. The truth needs to come out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 20 minutes ago, Rob's House said: Because the media is covering for him. The truth needs to come out. We should demand his tax returns. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Chef Jim said: Someone's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes and beat Tom over the head with them. And I love the fact that shitload is not censored. I was going to reply with the "shitload of dimes" quote too, but you beat me to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 49 minutes ago, Azalin said: I was going to reply with the "shitload of dimes" quote too, but you beat me to it. Nickels are better. You guys are idiots, you know that? I have to explain to you how to properly beat me over the head? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 2 hours ago, DC Tom said: Nickels are better. You guys are idiots, you know that? I have to explain to you how to properly beat me over the head? If I was to hit you over the head, it would be with a rubber chicken and only after I donned a suit of medieval plate armor. Because I'm old school. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, Buffalo_Gal said: And this is the difference between boys and girls... boys think a perfectly natural bodily function is hilarious, and worthy of a lot of (not funny) "jokes." ?♀️ Yeah... True. Then she will toot one and she'll think it's the most hysterical (I use that word in a totally egalitarian and non-sexist way!) comedic event since the The Three Stooges! Probably why it's so funny: Female Farts Smell Worse than Male Farts & 6 Facts YOU Need to Know About Farts Edited November 20, 2019 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 6 hours ago, DC Tom said: What's even better is that shitload isn't censored, but typing something like sh!tload is an attempt to get around the profanity filter, and is technically grounds for being banned, even though it's not filtered. And I'll give Blazing Saddles credit for Alex Karras punching a horse...but that's it. Intent is part of the law. "Scienter": Intent or knowledge of wrongdoing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 5 hours ago, DC Tom said: We should demand his tax returns. Deducting his Gas-X bill as a major write off! Hey, that's believable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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