mellaman101 Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Miami Morning News - A 15 year old boy was at the center of a Miami County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Miami Dolphins whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Thank you for bringing me back to 1991! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poleshifter Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Can the boy long snap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 long way to go for that puchline.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Brown Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Cool story although given the title .... I thought this thread was about Josh Rosen. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Poleshifter said: Can the boy long snap? Or punt ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdrought Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 30 minutes ago, Doc Brown said: Cool story although given the title .... I thought this thread was about Josh Rosen. This is the best joke in this thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkeerie Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 37 minutes ago, mellaman101 said: Miami Morning News - A 15 year old boy was at the center of a Miami County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Miami Dolphins whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. That was terrific and unexpected! I seriously thought this was a heartwarming thread about the team helping homeless kids. Thank you for the laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Should beef up their pass rush... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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