SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 10 hours ago, mead107 said: Fergy, do you have a shoe cam? https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-attorney-uses-shoe-camera-to-peep-up-girls-dress-at-apple-store.amp That is also known as a braver cam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 This just in! @Cripple Creek out fishing w/ @BringBackFergy watching! This still pic fresh off the "Bear Cam"... "Hotter" than a @Gugny smoker rolling down the street! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Another fresh one hot off the: @Cripple Creek & @CountryCletus Cam That's a hell of a beagle bay to accompany CC's piano & Cletus' key-tar! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 Any bear sightings lately?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Any bear sightings lately?? barely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 1 hour ago, BringBackFergy said: Any bear sightings lately?? Bear News: The Week in Review I think that bear in Miami is heading here: How far is Orlando? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 8 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Bear News: The Week in Review I think that bear in Miami is heading here: How far is Orlando? Disney is watching this thread closely for talent 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 9, 2019 Author Share Posted July 9, 2019 https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 34 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls You know we have Bears here in Chicago! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 an un bear able story - Man's Best Friend Police discover that missing man was eaten by his dogs It’s not clear whether the large mutts killed the 57-year-old or devoured him after he died of his “serious medical conditions,” King said. The sheriff’s office is not disclosing Mack’s medical information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 minute ago, ShadyBillsFan said: an un bear able story - Man's Best Friend Police discover that missing man was eaten by his dogs It’s not clear whether the large mutts killed the 57-year-old or devoured him after he died of his “serious medical conditions,” King said. The sheriff’s office is not disclosing Mack’s medical information. But... But Mr.Theodore's dog licks him all over... They love him long time... Just a bunch of cuddle muffins. They would never be plotting his demise. https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/06/pets-dogs-cats-eat-dead-owners-forensics-science/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 On 7/9/2019 at 7:19 PM, Cripple Creek said: https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls You're a little late. @mead107 already provided us with the link above. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said: But... But Mr.Theodore's dog licks him all over... They love him long time... Just a bunch of cuddle muffins. They would never be plotting his demise. https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/06/pets-dogs-cats-eat-dead-owners-forensics-science/ Cats get a bad rap for being the most eager to eat their owners, and anecdotally, some emergency responders say it’s pretty common. When it happens, cats tend to go for the face, especially soft parts such as the nose and lips, says forensic anthropologist Carolyn Rando of University College London. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: Cats get a bad rap for being the most eager to eat their owners, and anecdotally, some emergency responders say it’s pretty common. When it happens, cats tend to go for the face, especially soft parts such as the nose and lips, says forensic anthropologist Carolyn Rando of University College London. My grandmother was always mortified we had indoor cat(s). She said: "(They) attack your Adam's apple when sleeping." NOT our cats Grandma! They are soft and fluffy... Like @Teddy KGB 's ,pit bull terrier... They give nothing but Eskimo Kisses, especially when I lower myself to their level, turn my back on them and act like a helpless Republican female... ...***** @BringBackFergy... He doesn't know what He's talking about... They are pure bundles of joy, part of the family those little sweeties! [I envision them staring @ Me like I am a T-Bone steak thinking: "If we were only bigger, we'd eat that SOB! Maybe knock a little A-1 on them... If they'd only keel over with a heart attack while grilling!"] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 and after they eat your nose and lips they will crap in your mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 (edited) @BringBackFergy & @Cripple Creek out fishing. Live from the "Beach Cam", guess which one is Mr.Feguson? You SHOULD always fish w/your attorney... Never know what will happen, it's 2019! @Gugny has an affinity for ice fishing. This pic plucked from the "Winter Cam": Edited July 11, 2019 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 5 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: @BringBackFergy & @Cripple Creek out fishing. Live from the "Beach Cam", guess which one is Mr.Feguson? You SHOULD always fish w/your attorney... Never know what will happen, it's 2019! It is absolutely insane how much these two guys look like CC and Fergs. I am dying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Gugny said: It is absolutely insane how much these two guys look like CC and Fergs. I am dying. I know! I have been sandbagging this pic for a while now. I guess no better time than never!!! LMAO!!! Edited July 11, 2019 by ExiledInIllinois 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 @Gugny and @ExiledInIllinois are now on banned vacation. Hope you guys enjoy the 30 days away from the board. Maybe you two comedians should read the Terms of Service. Sighonara 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 minute ago, BringBackFergy said: @Gugny and @ExiledInIllinois are now on banned vacation. Hope you guys enjoy the 30 days away from the board. Maybe you two comedians should read the Terms of Service. Sighonara This is a test, only a test! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 5 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: This is a test, only a test! ? No one else can see this post besides me. I used the "Auto-Ban" function. The person who banned you can see your posts but no one else. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 minute ago, BringBackFergy said: No one else can see this post besides me. I used the "Auto-Ban" function. The person who banned you can see your posts but no one else. Wrong thread. I believe you meant to post here: https://www.twobillsdrive.com/community/topic/216480-your-funniest-altered-state-of-mind-thoughts/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 12, 2019 Author Share Posted July 12, 2019 18 hours ago, Gugny said: It is absolutely insane how much these two guys look like CC and Fergs. I am dying. For 60 I have smoking hot legs. Women still swoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Cripple Creek said: For 60 I have smoking hot legs. Women still swoon. That picture was clearly taken on your first honeymoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 6 hours ago, Gugny said: That picture was clearly taken on your first honeymoon. That's @BringBackFergy with the briefcase (or as our resident Niles Crane likes to call it: a "valise") trying to get the pre-nup signed! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 13, 2019 Author Share Posted July 13, 2019 Bears need vacations too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 14 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: Bears need vacations too. Nice try CC. Not clicking that link. Try this one. https://images.app.goo.gl/ro8jopVGToREqUZL6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Nice try CC. Not clicking that link. Try this one. https://images.app.goo.gl/ro8jopVGToREqUZL6 Thanx for the link... I didn't exactly get the bear... But instead, the Shawn Mendes life sized cut out is arriving on Tuesday! You're the best Fergy... I take back all those questionable things I may have said about you. [Does anybody know who Shawn Mendes is?] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 1 minute ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Thanx for the link... I didn't exactly get the bear... But instead, the Shawn Mendes life sized cut out is arriving on Tuesday! You're the best Fergy... I take back all those questionable things I may have said about you. [Does anybody know who Shawn Mendes is?] No..but I bet you will tell us and it will be unbearable 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 Italian forest rangers on the hunt of 'escape genius' bear https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jul/16/italian-forest-rangers-on-the-hunt-of-escape-genius-bear It’s not clear how the bear got past an electrified fence, then scaled a nearly 4-meter (13-foot) high barrier. Days earlier, the bear had been captured by forest rangers after attacks on livestock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Does anyone with a vested interest in this thread care to tell @mead107 he’s watching re-runs from the Brooks Falls bears of 2016 or should we just let him keep busy? @ExiledInIllinois? @Mike in Horseheads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 1 minute ago, BringBackFergy said: Does anyone with a vested interest in this thread care to tell @mead107 he’s watching re-runs from the Brooks Falls bears of 2016 or should we just let him keep busy? @ExiledInIllinois? @Mike in Horseheads? I've done all I can here. As Pontius Pilot said " I wash my hands of this thread" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 20, 2019 Author Share Posted July 20, 2019 27 minutes ago, mead107 said: I’m watching all day so I can get a fish count Send the count to @ExiledInIllinois. He and his buddies will have that river damned up and dead in no time flat. Disrupting the natural flow of water (and life) is what they live for. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 4 hours ago, Cripple Creek said: Send the count to @ExiledInIllinois. He and his buddies will have that river damned up and dead in no time flat. Disrupting the natural flow of water (and life) is what they live for. Don't cherry pick. You can't have it both ways. I agree we are disrupting flow. Your, post above only applies to low water Lake events. That was 5-15 years ago. But... The natural flow is also the way it is going now! Wrap your brain around that. The natural flow is BOTH WAYS. Remember, Lake is at record high... If left alone, it would be spilling over and going in the direction we have it now!... The fish would have an open door to Lake Michigan. At least now... We are legitimately blocking Mutha Nature from allowing the Asian carp to enter. Do you want Asian carp in Lake? If there was no dam there, Mutha Nature would be putting the fish in the Lakes faster. Really... The whole @BringBackFergy @Gugny "let the rivers flow" argument would speed up the invasion. Can't have it both ways... Not just cherry pick at low water. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 3 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Don't cherry pick. You can't have it both ways. I agree we are disrupting flow. Your, post above only applies to low water Lake events. That was 5-15 years ago. But... The natural flow is also the way it is going now! Wrap your brain around that. The natural flow is BOTH WAYS. Remember, Lake is at record high... If left alone, it would be spilling over and going in the direction we have it now!... The fish would have an open door to Lake Michigan. At least now... We are legitimately blocking Mutha Nature from allowing the Asian carp to enter. Do you want Asian carp in Lake? If there was no dam there, Mutha Nature would be putting the fish in the Lakes faster. Really... The whole @BringBackFergy @Gugny "let the rivers flow" argument would speed up the invasion. Can't have it both ways... Not just cherry pick at low water. Do I want Asian Carp in the lake? Hell no!! But your brethren locktenders in the lower river obviously were too busy playing Pokémon on their phones as the invasion occurred. Thanks. “Hello, I’m with the government and I’m here to help”. SMH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 1 hour ago, BringBackFergy said: Do I want Asian Carp in the lake? Hell no!! But your brethren locktenders in the lower river obviously were too busy playing Pokémon on their phones as the invasion occurred. Thanks. “Hello, I’m with the government and I’m here to help”. SMH There is no invasion. It's a government boondoggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 20, 2019 Author Share Posted July 20, 2019 13 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: There is no invasion. It's a government boondoggle. Technically you’re correct. It’s hard to call it an invasion when you and your gang sent invitations and rolled out the red carpet. Still, the question as to why your organization, under the mantle of national security, has secreted countless species into both the contiguous and non-contiguous parts of this Blessed Union goes unanswered. If Planned Parenthood had the success rate of your beloved COE they would not be today sitting squarely in the crosshairs of your man POTUS and other right wingnuts. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Cripple Creek said: Technically you’re correct. It’s hard to call it an invasion when you and your gang sent invitations and rolled out the red carpet. Still, the question as to why your organization, under the mantle of national security, has secreted countless species into both the contiguous and non-contiguous parts of this Blessed Union goes unanswered. If Planned Parenthood had the success rate of your beloved COE they would not be today sitting squarely in the crosshairs of your man POTUS and other right wingnuts. We know we lost the Battle of Bunker Hill... The birth of the Corps before that battle had proved to the British that the Colonists shouldn't be taken lightly even out manned and out gunned. The British suffered losses almost 3x as many men with a force that was 1/3 greater. The victory rang hollow. ESSAYONS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 Now we know why he's always stealing picnic baskets. https://kdvr.com/2019/07/23/bear-tries-to-break-into-pot-shop-dumpster-steals-it-instead/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Feeling left out of social media Mr Bison had enough https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bison-girl-yellowstone-national-park-says-animal-tossed-9-year-old-in-air-when-it-charged-tourists/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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