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9 hours ago, Warcodered said:

and this is exactly why you should always do that

Full size candy bars on Halloween should be mandatory.  I got one Once  and it Was a snickers 🙂   cha ching!

 

 

 

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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing

our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for

breakfast, wearing only the 'T'shirt that she

normally slept in. As I walked in, almost

awake, she turned to me and said softly,

"you've got to make love to me this very

moment"

 

My eyes lit up as I thought, "I am either still

dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced

her and then gave it my all; right there on the

kitchen table.

 

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned

to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "what was that

 about" She explained

 

"The EGG TIMER'S broken

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