unbillievable Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 57 minutes ago, Dante said: They can't shut down! They have too many vital responsibilities. We could never function without them. What would we do if they didn't take care of stuff like this! http://reason.com/blog/2018/01/25/california-bill-would-criminalize-restau When I was a kid, my brother told me that using a straw made you gay. I stopped using them. Maybe they should use my story in their campaign ads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 10 minutes ago, unbillievable said: When I was a kid, my brother told me that using a straw made you gay. I stopped using them. Maybe they should use my story in their campaign ads. You think that would work in California? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Dante said: They can't shut down! They have too many vital responsibilities. We could never function without them. What would we do if they didn't take care of stuff like this! http://reason.com/blog/2018/01/25/california-bill-would-criminalize-restau "We need to create awareness around the issue of one-time use plastic straws and its detrimental effects on our landfills, waterways, and oceans," Calderon explained in a press release. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Dante said: They can't shut down! They have too many vital responsibilities. We could never function without them. What would we do if they didn't take care of stuff like this! http://reason.com/blog/2018/01/25/california-bill-would-criminalize-restau Wow, that liberal idiot went full-on gatortard. Though I do love this bit: Quote Under Calderon's law, a waiter who serves a drink with an unrequested straw in it would face up to 6 months in jail and a fine of up to $1,000. Update: Reason spoke with Voleck Taing, a senior assistant to Assemblyman Calderon, who said they intend to amend the bill to remove the fines. I can see the conversations at the county jail now: "Hey man, whatcha in for?" "My ol' lady got mouthy, so I had to teach her a lesson, you?" "I gave a someone an unsolicited straw!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 18 minutes ago, Koko78 said: Wow, that liberal idiot went full-on gatortard. Though I do love this bit: I can see the conversations at the county jail now: "Hey man, whatcha in for?" "My ol' lady got mouthy, so I had to teach her a lesson, you?" "I gave a someone an unsolicited straw!" "I'd just had it with her. It was the last straw." "Same here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 20 minutes ago, DC Tom said: "I'd just had it with her. It was the last straw." "Same here..." straw the mofo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, /dev/null said: straw the mofo Easy there, snitches get strawed in the yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 8 minutes ago, /dev/null said: straw the mofo Literally, straw-man legislation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Hope it’s the straw that breaks that jackass’s back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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