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[Gugny]

2nd chorus of the song, which caused the semen to shoot out of his nose onto

[CowgirlsFan]

a pile of Vaseline melting on the ground

[Gugny]

  On 9/26/2017 at 6:14 PM, CowgirlsFan said:

a pile of Vaseline melting on the ground

 

beef that was fed - not grass - but ...

[Johnny Hammersticks]

...discarded kitty litter, which boyst also used in the bedroom with all of his Tinder "dates" as...

[BuffaloBill]

Lubrication. He claims it...

[/dev/null]

  On 9/26/2017 at 6:46 PM, BuffaloBill said:

Lubrication. He claims it...

A floor wax and a desert topping

[BuffaloBill]

  On 9/26/2017 at 6:58 PM, /dev/null said:

A floor wax and a desert topping

That /dev/null laps up like a starving dog.

 

Meanwhile Johnny Hammersticks and Gugny nestle into their loveseat to watch Brokeback Mountain and....

[BringBackFergy]

  On 9/26/2017 at 7:16 PM, BuffaloBill said:

That /dev/null laps up like a starving dog.

 

Meanwhile Johnny Hammersticks and Gugny nestle into their loveseat to watch Brokeback Mountain and....

wouldn't you know, a knock on the door is heard...Gugny wraps a blanket around his upper half like Farah Fawcett exiting the shower and Johnny straightens his comb over as he open the door to find a grinning

[Johnny Hammersticks]

...Gugny gently whispered into Johnny's ear "I would do anything for love, but I won't....

 

Edit: Doh!!

Edited September 26, 2017 by Johnny Hammersticks

[CowgirlsFan]

clean toilets

[/dev/null]

  On 9/26/2017 at 7:45 PM, CowgirlsFan said:

clean toilets

 

One of the few phrases that BuffaloBill has in common with his Vietnamese mail order bride

[BuffaloBill]

  On 9/26/2017 at 8:47 PM, /dev/null said:

One of the few phrases that BuffaloBill has in common with his Vietnamese mail order bride

They say it together as they clean /dev/null/'s toilets which are usually plugged up given his love of fiber and baked beans. Speaking of plugged up....

[mead107]

The tennis ball never got taken out of the toilet after the

Edited September 26, 2017 by mead107

[/dev/null]

  On 9/26/2017 at 8:55 PM, mead107 said:

The tennis ball never got taken out of the toilet after the

 

unfortunate incident with boyst, BuffaloBill, and Tom's Junior Scientist chemistry set, of which all were sworn to secrecy because

[CowgirlsFan]

of their International significant

[The Real Buffalo Joe]

  On 9/26/2017 at 9:30 PM, CowgirlsFan said:

of their International significant

Crime record, as DC Tom had a record dating back to 1997, due to the time when he...

[/dev/null]

  On 9/26/2017 at 9:36 PM, The Real Buffalo Joe said:

Crime record, as DC Tom had a record dating back to 1997, due to the time when he...

was caught secretly filming dancing penguins

Edited September 26, 2017 by /dev/null

[The Real Buffalo Joe]

  On 9/26/2017 at 9:39 PM, /dev/null said:

was caught secretly filming dancing penguins

, which of course are his favorite animals, but the real crime was when they left the camera running, and caught boyst in the act of

[mead107]

Cooking one of the penguins over a fire pit for Tbd member

 

 

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2012/02/02/hearty-penguin-steaks-the-old-school-explorers-salve-for-scurvy/

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2012/02/02/hearty-penguin-steaks-the-old-school-explorers-salve-for-scurvy/

Edited September 26, 2017 by mead107

[The Real Buffalo Joe]

NDBUFFCUSESABRESUBBULLSBRAVESBLIZZARDFAN, who was upset at Gugny because...