Jay_Fixit Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 at this point, i'm just waiting around to drink. Drink this (pointing towards my junk). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 I'm thinking I'm done going to weddings for cousins I barely even know. Costs me at least a few hundred, not including a gift, even if it is being held in my home town and we can crash at my parents' house. From now on make up an excuse, RSVP no, and send to couple a check. I've been to 4 stupid weddings in the past 3 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Drink this (pointing towards my junk). if you're wearing a fedora, it means you're ready. i completely forgot that i'm allowed to go back to pointing to my junk here. i feel...alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 I'm thinking I'm done going to weddings for cousins I barely even know. Costs me at least a few hundred, not including a gift, even if it is being held in my home town and we can crash at my parents' house. From now on make up an excuse, RSVP no, and send to couple a check. I've been to 4 stupid weddings in the past 3 months. Got it.... [crosses Hammersticks off the guest list] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 The 31 car pulls off a stunner to win at Phoenix. My brackets are shot, but at least something good came of this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 People are idiots .... My Daughters car, parked harmlessly in the street in front of our house was just crushed by a moron whose windshield was completely frosted over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Got it....[crosses Hammersticks off the guest list]still planing wedding to take place at Hammer's Lot? Opener? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_Fixit Posted March 20, 2017 Author Share Posted March 20, 2017 if you're wearing a fedora, it means you're ready. i completely forgot that i'm allowed to go back to pointing to my junk here. i feel...alive. Oh ya, your fedora comment was still one of the funniest things I've ever read on a forum. Besides most of the stuff I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 I'm so glad the FBI and several other organizations dedicated so much of their time and effort into retrieving Tom Brady so Superbowl jerseys.....dickweeds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 (edited) Kitties. I could murder a kitty right now. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dnv3gmvrp84Q&ved=0ahUKEwjM8K6-gu7SAhUUzGMKHfBGCakQ3ywIGzAA&usg=AFQjCNHgBrH_7rRhpitBCBor4uE_jC8JEg Edited March 24, 2017 by BUFFALOKIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_Fixit Posted March 25, 2017 Author Share Posted March 25, 2017 I bid all of you a great Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Got it.... [crosses Hammersticks off the guest list] I said I send a check! I always give at least a c-note for a wedding gift. Yeesh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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