Beerball Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 who turns 91 on 8/4, what advice would you give him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Take her out She never liked your cooking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Take her out She never liked your cooking. Thanks for the advice but I don't need the advice. Especially advice on taking her out to dinner. Just a tad difficult seeing she's 3,000 miles away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Thanks for the advice but I don't need the advice. Especially advice on taking her out to dinner. Just a tad difficult seeing she's 3,000 miles away. Thanks for the advice but I don't need the advice. Especially advice on taking her out to dinner. Just a tad difficult seeing she's 3,000 miles away. Thanks for the advice but I don't need the advice. Especially advice on taking her out to dinner. Just a tad difficult seeing she's 3,000 miles away. Thanks for the advice but I don't need the advice. Especially advice on taking her out to dinner. Just a tad difficult seeing she's 3,000 miles away. Get your lazy ass on an airplane... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Get your lazy ass on an airplane... I am getting my lazy ass on an airplane....next week. That thread starts right about........... NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 who turns 91 on 8/4, what advice would you give him? Hold her and love her. Jim doesn't need any advice there. My advice: Take her for a drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Hold her and love her. Jim doesn't need any advice there. My advice: Take her for a drive. Thanks for the advice but that is by far the worst advice ever. I'm from California. We cruise at 90 mph. You want her to have a !@#$ing heart attack and die?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 (edited) Thanks for the advice but that is by far the worst advice ever. I'm from California. We cruise at 90 mph. You want her to have a !@#$ing heart attack and die?? LOL! Slow down and let Mama relive some scenery. I went to visit my Granny (89) a few weeks ago. All the other family was great to see, but the time with Granny, and her memories were the best part, and the reason for the trip to begin with. Edited August 3, 2016 by SAMMY HANDWICH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 (edited) LOL! Slow down and let Mama relive some scenery. Ha! Dude she is 91, lives in the house she grew up in that her parents bought in 1933! She's seen all the scenery over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over again. It's her handsome son she wants to see.........wait. Hey mom! Get in the !@#$ing car!! Edited August 3, 2016 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 <Private Message to Momma Chef Jim> The duct tape and twine are not for "your safety". He is holding you hostage to cash out your Exxon and 3M shares. Use your fingernails to slowly slice through the twine, release the duct tape muzzle and then dial 9-1-1. I hope you remain safe and unharmed. Yours, etc. Fergy <End Private Message to Momma Chef Jim> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 I have no idea what this means but she told me to tell you to !@#$ off. She's 91 and if she'd going to die soon she want's her death to be on an episode of Forensic Files. WTF?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 I have no idea what this means but she told me to tell you to !@#$ off. She's 91 and if she'd going to die soon she want's her death to be on an episode of Forensic Files. WTF?!?! #truecrime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 None...just cry a lot so he'll come to see her more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 None...just cry a lot so he'll come to see her more often. Thanks for the advice but I don't need any advice. My mom cry?! Ha!! She's tough as nails. I crushed my thumb in a dirt bike accident when I was young. Told me I acted like a baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Ha! Dude she is 91, lives in the house she grew up in that her parents bought in 1933! She's seen all the scenery over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over again. It's her handsome son she wants to see.........wait. Hey mom! Get in the !@#$ing car!! That's a pretty hostile rebuttel for an honest and heartfelt suggestion. Do your thing, bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 That's a pretty hostile rebuttel for an honest and heartfelt suggestion. Do your thing, bro. Sure. Disguise your advice as an honest and heartfelt suggestion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Thanks for the advice but I don't need any advice. My mom cry?! Ha!! She's tough as nails. I crushed my thumb in a dirt bike accident when I was young. Told me I acted like a baby. Woa...I said none...none doesn't sound like advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Thanks for the advice but I don't need the advice. Especially advice on taking her out to dinner. Just a tad difficult seeing she's 3,000 miles away. i will take her out for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 i will take her out for you. She may have been hard on me growing up but for God's sake man that is no reason to kill her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 who turns 91 on 8/4, what advice would you give him? I would probably tell him to come to WNY for my 91st birthday and not a week later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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