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8:54 24-14 Seattle asserting itself

 

1) Kia. Is that.. Pierce Brosnan? He's sort of the Lenny Kravitz of James Bonds, I guess.

2) Jublia. Jublia? For toenail fungus? Maybe I can write a hollywood script, Jubilee and Jublia.

 

8:57

 

1) T-Mobile, Under the house with a rabbit. Sure, why not.

2) Budweiser, smooth finish, because something with no flavor can't taste bad.

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I'd say Timothy Dalton is more like the Lenny Kravitz of the James Bonds'

That depends on what you think of Lenny Kravitz, I guess?

 

9:04

 

1) Another commercial that takes way too long to figure out what they want me to buy. Ah... must be Jeep.

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Wasn't Woody Guthrie a big lefty?

 

9:10 End Q3, 24-14. Locals

 

1) NFL: A commercial of people who were recorded for the Atlanta Falcons?

2) GrubHub and a very dangerous burrito.

3) Penn and Teller with a 2016 Mazda CX-5. 2016? On the first day of February?

4) Northrup-Grumman stealth bomber. Murrca!

5) The little football inflation spot for that plumber

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This Land Is Your Land:

 

Socialist song turns into patriotic anthem

 

turns into post-American globalist ad jingle......................................lol

 

Wasn't Woody Guthrie a big lefty?

 

9:10 End Q3, 24-14. Locals

 

1) NFL: A commercial of people who were recorded for the Atlanta Falcons?

2) GrubHub and a very dangerous burrito.

3) Penn and Teller with a 2016 Mazda CX-5. 2016? On the first day of February?

4) Northrup-Grumman stealth bomber. Murrca!

5) The little football inflation spot for that plumber

Yeah, but when I was singing it in 2d grade I interpreted it as an anthem of manifest destiny

so maybe its just me, but like greybeard it made me a little mad to hear it applied globally

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9:17

 

1) Ted 2, I liked the first one.

2) Mophie knows that blasphemy sells...ask Chuckie Hebdo

3) Loctite. Not sure I understood that, are they saying it wont leak, so it's ok to carry around in a codpiece?


9:28

 

1) Bud Light, what are we up for now? Real life Pac Man. That looks like about the coolest thing ever.


9:31

 

1) Mercedes Benz Tortuga vs Hare.


9:36

 

1) Fifty Shades Of Hentai

2) Doritos Rocket

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9:51 2 minute warning, 28-24 Pats

 

1) Wix.com with Brett Favre

2) Obligatory Victoria's Secret

3) Heroes Charge. Where are all these internet games getting money for SB spots?


Interception? Well that ruins my night. Didn't see anything in 2nd half to change my mind on the first half spots, so...

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These commercials suck this year.

+1

 

for the most part I agree. I did find 4 I enjoyed,

  1. Skittles Arm wrestling
  2. Liam Neeson - Revenge - Clash of Clans
  3. Lost puppy but that was basically the same as last year....
  4. Dorito's Rocket Pig
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