DC Tom Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I'm not going over to their house ever again! Fix their shower for them? Shirley you can't be serious. I'm pretty sure the kid got the message. I saw him across the street this afternoon, and he waved to me. Hopefully he has realized that he was acting like a douche. I made it clear to him (without being mean or threatening) that he was no longer allowed to shower at my house. Case closed for now... Watch him show up on your doorstep tomorrow morning with a magazine and a roll of toilet paper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Oh... John-nay... Nobody asked, me be the clean/OCD freak, how did he leave your shower? Good condition? You don't have that fancy hotel soap, power jet shower head (Commando 2000), and nice fluffy towels... Do you? That may be your problem! ;-) Watch him show up on your doorstep tomorrow morning with a magazine and a roll of toilet paper... Its VT, what self-respecting Hippy isn't into communal living! He was probably born w/affluenza too. Hammersticks might have a bigger problem on his hands than we really think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Buying stock in bleach right now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Buying stock in bleach right now!! LoL... Lysol and Fabreeze too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 29, 2014 Author Share Posted July 29, 2014 It seems like he left the place clean, but who knows, he could have stuck my toothbrush up his bunghole. Let's just say everything has been thoroughly sanitized/disposed of. The toothbrushes are ar the crime lab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 It seems like he left the place clean, but who knows, he could have stuck my toothbrush up his bunghole. Let's just say everything has been thoroughly sanitized/disposed of. The toothbrushes are ar the crime lab. LoL... I used to have a aunt/uncle that lived in Wanakah (Hamburg) on Lake Erie. Their house had a shower in the garage. Boy that was high class back then. I suppose it was for people to rinse off when coming from the Lake... And God knows they probably needed seeing they lived there in the 1960's-'70's! ;-) Too bad you can't have one of those installed? And get one of those really course GI scrub brushes... Let him shower away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Its VT, what self-respecting Hippy isn't into communal living! He was probably born w/affluenza too. Hammersticks might have a bigger problem on his hands than we really think. Ah, yes, that explains everything. He's clearly a member of that little-known radical branch of Occupy Wall Street - Occupy Hammersticks' Bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Ah, yes, that explains everything. He's clearly a member of that little-known radical branch of Occupy Wall Street - Occupy Hammersticks' Bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 30, 2014 Author Share Posted July 30, 2014 Ah, yes, that explains everything. He's clearly a member of that little-known radical branch of Occupy Wall Street - Occupy Hammersticks' Bathroom. Occupy a freakin Subutex clinic, and then occupy his ass down to a job fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 This thread should be pinned as mandatory reading for all members. I laugh harder every time I come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 This thread should be pinned as mandatory reading for all members. I laugh harder every time I come back. I agree it will get a good humor pinning just to lighten up the board. Elsewhere there is too much bickering Bills fan activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I agree it will get a good humor pinning just to lighten up the board. Elsewhere there is too much bickering Bills fan activity. I strongly disagree with pinning this piece of heroin junkie puke ass fecal matter steaming pile of poo thread. Matter of fact, I disagree so strongly that I'm beginning to wonder if gugny hasn't taken over your account. (no disrespect intended) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 30, 2014 Author Share Posted July 30, 2014 I spoke to another roommate last night (who happened to be packing his truck to move), and he told me that "shower boy" is in fact a recovering heroin addict. He intimated that maybe there was occasional "use" still happening in the house, and it seemed like part of the reason he was moving out. He commented on the shower thing, and said that shower boy was getting the shakes from his daily Subutex treatment. Apparently, this drug is now used more prominently than methadone because it is not addictive. I looked up the side effects for Subutex...yeah...excessive sweating, headaches, anxiety/paranoia, nausea, and insomnia (to name a few.). Sounds like my guy. Very sad if he is still using along with his Subutex treatment. I have read that this can be very dangerous. I have looked very closely for track marks on his arms and legs, but I haven't seen any. I know that heroin users will inject in less conspicuous spots on their body (i.e., between their toes). Weird stuff man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Maybe it's time for a standard delousing procedure... Just like on Super Troopers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Maybe it's time for a standard delousing procedure... Just like on Super Troopers "It's delicious." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 "Is this powdered sugar?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I spoke to another roommate last night (who happened to be packing his truck to move), and he told me that "shower boy" is in fact a recovering heroin addict. He intimated that maybe there was occasional "use" still happening in the house, and it seemed like part of the reason he was moving out. He commented on the shower thing, and said that shower boy was getting the shakes from his daily Subutex treatment. Apparently, this drug is now used more prominently than methadone because it is not addictive. I looked up the side effects for Subutex...yeah...excessive sweating, headaches, anxiety/paranoia, nausea, and insomnia (to name a few.). Sounds like my guy. Very sad if he is still using along with his Subutex treatment. I have read that this can be very dangerous. I have looked very closely for track marks on his arms and legs, but I haven't seen any. I know that heroin users will inject in less conspicuous spots on their body (i.e., between their toes). Weird stuff man. Did he explain why ShowerBoy has to use YOUR shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Did he explain why ShowerBoy has to use YOUR shower? Why is it obvious only to me? He has eyes for CC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Life ain't easy for a pimp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 30, 2014 Author Share Posted July 30, 2014 Did he explain why ShowerBoy has to use YOUR shower? Yes, he explained that their hot water heater is broken. Said the snowboardin landlord is a deadbeat...keeps saying he will have it fixed but doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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