IDBillzFan Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Remember...you might live to regret it. My favorite part of the story is that the guy's name is Johnson. Los Angeles (CNN) -- Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said. Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said. Details about what triggered the incident were not available. Johnson has been a member of Northstar, a Long Beach, California, hip hop group that was part of the Wu-Tang Clan family, according to the Wu-Tang Clan website. He performs under the name Christ Bearer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 It used to be rappers got street cred by getting shot. This takes it to a new level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon in Pasadena Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 PR stunt before his "King Missile" sample drops? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 It would have been more impressive if he severed his penis after he jumped from his apartment building. This is busch league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Not for nothing but is it a prevailing thought that a second story jump is death causing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Not for nothing but is it a prevailing thought that a second story jump is death causing? Good point. If that's all the higher the building of death was, it would call for some creativity to assure maximum results. Perhaps a swan dive, belly-flop or head first missle dive. If you survive these, you likely won't know you did.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 2nd floor? He didn't take physics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 from the second level of the building ?? "You can't fix Stupid" (Ron White) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 from the second level of the building ?? "You can't fix Stupid" (Ron White) You can't fix it but based on this incident you can easily put it on display. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 "He performs under the name Christ Bearer" Maybe now he'll change it to "Eunuch Corn" and apply for a government job in India: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/10767555/Indias-Supreme-Court-creates-official-third-sex-for-eunuchs-and-transgenders.html India's Supreme Court has created an official third sex for its transgender eunuchs and announced they will have a quota of government jobs and college places to help them overcome discrimination. * * * * * * There are just under two million eunuchs and transgenders in India, many of whom live in groups controlled by a eunuch guru . . . Eunuch guru? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 You can't fix it but based on this incident you can easily put it on display. "He performs under the name Christ Bearer" Maybe now he'll change it to "Eunuch Corn" and apply for a government job in India: http://www.telegraph...ansgenders.html Eunuch guru? the new trend is to be named after GOT characters Varys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 They really missed a golden opportunity with the headline. I would have chosen from: 99 Problems But a Dick Ain't One No Chainz Emasculation Proclamation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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