DC Tom Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Ironically, the "Axe Peace" commercial made me want to kill something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 8:45pm 1) In a world filled with war, sometimes the most powerful weapon is sex. Axe Piece. 2) Grizzly in store, Chobani. What a tubby, out-of-shape bear. Ironically, the "Axe Peace" commercial made me want to kill something. I thought they said "Arsepiece". I was trying to find the Burnistoun Gym sketch 8:52pm 1) The world of Morpheus has been pulled over a commercial. And the world of Pagliacci has been pulled over Lawrence Fishburn's Strachan-gap. Kia K-900. Kinda liked that. 2) Sprint Store. When are you going to have bars over more than 3 square blocks, you bums. 3) Heinz... my grandma sounds like that without ketchup. 8:56pm 1) Bruce Willis choking some guy out. Is that Jared from Subway? I hope so. Honda. 2) Lt Chuck's Nads came home. Budweiser trying to suck extra life for their "beating a dead horse" ad campaign by sending a dude to the Super Bowl. You aint fooling me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhIDunno Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Now I want a doberhuahua. ^This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Ironically, the "Axe Peace" commercial made me want to kill something. "All we are saying" "is give multi-million dollar commercials a chance" TV.................... is there anything it can't teach us ? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Now I want a doberhuahua. So far that's my vote for best commercial. Sad that it took more than half the game to even have one to consider as best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max997 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 How long was that freaking commercial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 9:03pm 1) Is there anything more American than America? I dunno, is there anything more bizarre than Bob Zimmerman? Let Germany brew your beer, let Asia assemble your watch? That reminds me of a joke: In Heaven you get: an American salary, a British house, a Chinese cook, and a Japanese wife. In Hell you get: a Chinese salary, a Japanese house, a British cook, and an American wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 So far that's my vote for best commercial. Sad that it took more than half the game to even have one to consider as best. And outside the concept of a "doberhuahua," it wasn't even that good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 And outside the concept of a "doberhuahua," it wasn't even that good. I thought the bit with Sarah "whiny dog song" was enjoyable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 I thought the bit with Sarah "whiny dog song" was enjoyable That, too. The dog attacking the guitar really made it for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 9:12pm End of Q3, locals 1) NFL 2) Message from Xenu: Scientology 3) Mazda 3 is a sweet car 4) Statham The Union again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 (edited) I thought the bit with Sarah "whiny dog song" was enjoyable The only thing that would have made it better would have been if it had gone for her neck. And I ain't talking her guitar Edited February 3, 2014 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 9:12pm End of Q3, locals 1) NFL 2) Message from Xenu: Scientology 3) Mazda 3 is a sweet car 4) Statham The Union again. Nice. A pathetic commercial for a pseudo-religion trying to scam people out of their money...followed by a commercial for Scientology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 9:19pm 1) Run Forrest Run. Still ain't drinking your anti-American Coke. 2) I don't need Butterfinger to jam my peanut butter into her chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 The peanut butter, chocolate, and butterfinger three way was pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 Nice. A pathetic commercial for a pseudo-religion trying to scam people out of their money...followed by a commercial for Scientology. Post Of The Thread 9:24pm 1) Stephen Hawking Microsoft. 2) Hyundai Elantra. The Evil Woman by ELO, while a nice touch, seemed redundant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 The Jaguar commercial was nicely done. Though it really needed Ian McKellen or Christopher Lee in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 (edited) 9:28pm 1) Movie villains driving Jag You Ares. World Domination must wait while my car is in the shop. Again. 2) John Stamos gets the Greek treatment, and is forced to drop his pants. 9:35 1) T-Mobile is better with Tebow. Or hot chicks. Or both. 2) Soda Stream, I thought this commercial was pulled? I guess Scarlett Johansson has some pull. just not pulling on the things I would like her to. 3) Ho-hum, a British vehicle with an electrical fire. What a surprise. Oh wait, that IS Jack Bauer. Edited February 3, 2014 by Ralonzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 2) Soda Stream, I thought this commercial was pulled? I guess Scarlett Johansson has some pull. just not pulling on the things I would like her to. They edited it. The original had a line about Coke and Pepsi at the end. It's about the 27 second mark.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 I'm not a LOL guy when it comes to commercials, but that Volkswagen commercial got me. Dude at the urinal with tiny wings...and the dude next to him has huge wings. LOL...very subtle and well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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