BillsFanM.D. Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 saw DCTom at the border telling everyone, "Your and idiot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 16, 2013 Author Share Posted December 16, 2013 ) which is really like the time Nanker said to his prostate masseuse "You Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 really should take your rings off first because Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 really should take your rings off first because I'm new at this, you are my first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 17, 2013 Author Share Posted December 17, 2013 so just go up to your wrist, OK?" to which the masseuse grinned - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOBILLS78 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 and asked, "Do you like the song 'Moon River?' before finally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Making the plunge causing Nanker to gasp, then smile all while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Making the plunge causing Nanker to gasp, then smile all while at the next table Fergy was busy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Thinking about how sexy his hooker was last night, he only cost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 17, 2013 Author Share Posted December 17, 2013 Thinking about how sexy his hooker was last night, he only cost     **Damn it Bill, you beat me to that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Â Â **Damn it Bill, you beat me to that one. Â Now back to the story.. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 17, 2013 Author Share Posted December 17, 2013 me $50 and a super sized Fish-wich meal and danced till dawn to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOBILLS78 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 "These boots are made for walkin," which is a favorite among Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 those who would sell their bodies for a filet o'fish, he even whipped tartar sauce off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 And started flicking it everywhere, disgusted by this Fergy decided Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 17, 2013 Author Share Posted December 17, 2013 he would call HazedandAmused for advice asking him "what do you get when Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 You are alone in a very dark windowless room that is devoid of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Internet connection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 And therefore facebook?" Hazedandamuzed speaking extemporaneously responded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 to himself, because no one listens to him, and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 17, 2013 Author Share Posted December 17, 2013 immediately started cutting himself recalling his horrifying apprenticeship with DCTom as a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 immediately started cutting himself recalling his horrifying apprenticeship with DCTom as a  DC Tom apprentice, which Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Is redundant, so keeping the thought, DCTom's apprentice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Is redundant, so keeping the thought, DCTom's apprentice  was banned by Simon for being DC Tom's apprentice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 back in the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 17, 2013 Author Share Posted December 17, 2013 (the USCode prohibited anyone apprenticing in the "DCTom Arts" because it involved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 bestiality with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 lizards), but keep in mind that Tom's work is now considered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Among the masters, in a deviant, perverse, crude, eccentric, immoral, atypical, foul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 GoBillsInDallas, whose ground-breaking "Would Ya" research will revolutionize the way we Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 that Simon has a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 boner, not that anyone would notice due to his very unusual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 boner, not that anyone would notice due to his very unusual relationship with Cugalabanza which has masked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 17, 2013 Author Share Posted December 17, 2013 "if the shaft don't fit...I won't permit" (Cuga's endearing reference to Johnny Cochran who Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 famously got O.J. off (he also got him acquitted but that's a different Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Texted and drove in his Bronco while also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 shaving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 His pubic region and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 His pubic region and  his head, not that anyone could tell the difference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 due to the small size of his Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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