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I always thought the "america's team" name was just wrong. Absent that I likely would have been indifferent to them. With that name, I grew to strongly dislike them.

Ahhhh, yes....the Cowboys, how easy it is to hate them.

In fact, when I think of them, I often think of a profound piece of poetry by MacLean and MacLean.

 

May bloody piles torment you, and corns grow on your feet,

May crabs as big as turtles, crawl up your A$$ and eat,

And when you're old and feeble, and have become a nervous wreck,

I hope your head falls out your A$$ and breaks your frikking neck.

 

Here's to the first ever 1000 to 0 football game.

GO BILLS.

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I always thought the "america's team" name was just wrong. Absent that I likely would have been indifferent to them. With that name, I grew to strongly dislike them.

The "America's Team" moniker came to be in 1978… I think it was first used in an NFL Films piece on that year's Cowboys, which featured Landry, Staubach, and Dorsett.

 

That was the first step in them becoming an insufferable franchise.

 

Then the takeover of the team by Jerry Jones and his hiring of Jimmy Johnson completed the transformation into making them a thoroughly despicable team.

 

And as Bills fans, losing to them twice in the Super Bowl completed the hat trick.

 

They're right up there with New England, Pittsburgh, Miami, and the Jets on my short list of most-hated teams.

 

I also hate Denver for some reason… I think it was a sports bar/Broncos fan deal.

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It doesn't matter. We're NORTH AMERICA'S TEAM. LMFAO!

 

It doesn't matter. We're NORTH AMERICA'S TEAM. LMFAO!

As Conrad Dobler (or maybe it was Phil Villapiano) said when we played them on a Monday Night during the Chuck Knox era, "If they're America's Team, why are we the ones wearing red, white, and blue?"

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But you gotta love their cheerleaders :)

Yeah, a bunch of blonde clones with big breasts- barbie dolls. You guys must not have been breast fed. Lots of much prettier women out there who don't look like they came out of a factory. All that aside, I f**ckin' hate the Cowboys- i had the misfortune to live in Dallas for several years, and their arrogance is nauseating.

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i hate in order:

 

pats

jets defense

chargers

the rest of the the jets

pats one more time for the hell of it.

 

im cool with everybody else.

 

dont hate:

 

dolphins (when i started watching bills games in 90, we actually became dolphin killers. marino never beat us in important games)

dallas (im over their sb wins. we were outmatched and i got drunk) dont care for emmith smith. but i like troy and m irvin. if anything i could hate romo because he had/has (dont follow his lovelife) a hot girl. but not that jealous cuz my girl is a bombshell too.

 

keep on hatin!!!!!!

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