Cotton Fitzsimmons Posted September 22, 2011 Author Share Posted September 22, 2011 (edited) There once was a QB named Brady his favorite type cat was a "frady" he carries a purse Sunday he'll need a nurse bet he wants a male, not a lady Crayonz my good man 5-7-5 lost on you Great limerick though Edited September 22, 2011 by Cotton Fitzsimmons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 . Game day has arrived "Let them* die!", said Captain Kirk Die, New* England*...DIE!!!! LET THEM* DIE!!!! Kirk > Picard... BuffTown Bills 57 New* England* Cheatriettes* 0 GO BILLSSS!!!! "I expect to be undefeated." - Chan Gailey 19 and 0 baby!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Enemy mine, Pats* Today is the day The Bills will dominate you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RI Bills Fan Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Cheat* Fans Cry Fitzmagic Crushes Marsha Theeeee Bills WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRM33064 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Brady bunch arrives Tom throws like Sam the Butcher Even Alice laughs Dareus, meet Tom Tom, meet our brand new green turf Hoodie, meet defeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 (edited) Sullivan will frown As his Patriots* go down Here in The BuffTown GO BILLSSS!!!! (I'm out - remember 12th man...let's MAKE MOM PROUD!!!) . Edited September 25, 2011 by The Senator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton Fitzsimmons Posted September 25, 2011 Author Share Posted September 25, 2011 Roses are Red and Violets are Blue. Pats suck And the Jets do too. *ZING* HEY-OHHHHHHH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Kyle williams has said "We're going to give them hell." Let's go Buffalo!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJ (not THAT RJ) Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 It is wrong to hate And even more wrong to cheat So hate the Pats*, friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 I enjoy the understated elegance and simplified eloquence of the haiku. That being said, there is room for neither elegance nor eloquence on gameday. Fuc# the Patriots They can chomp down on my hog Massh0le rimlickers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 (edited) I enjoy the understated elegance and simplified eloquence of the haiku. That being said, there is room for neither elegance nor eloquence on gameday. Fuc# the Patriots They can chomp down on my hog Massh0le rimlickers Freaking hilarious, Simon!!! Best introduction and Haiku ever!!! Crayonz my good man 5-7-5 lost on you Great limerick though Re-check your second line and re-submit. Edited September 25, 2011 by San Jose Bills Fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 There once was a QB named Brady his favorite type cat was a "frady" he carries a purse Sunday he'll need a nurse bet he wants a male, not a lady They're not Haiku, but Crayonz does the best Game Day limericks! Here's hoping that Brady needs a nurse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 They're not Haiku, but Crayonz does the best Game Day limericks! Here's hoping that Brady needs a nurse! Well seeing as we're playing New England's team, there is this limerick… "There once was a man from Nantucket…" but suddenly my instincts are telling me to make a u-turn. Never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 brutalize brady he spits out bloody teeth suck it new england Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 (edited) Bill's boobs were sweating as he watched his Patriots lose to Buffalo! Edited September 25, 2011 by BLZFAN4LIFE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 On the wrong side of Thirty-four to thirty-one. !@#$ you, New England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Nobody circles The mother@*ing wagons Like buffalo bills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJ (not THAT RJ) Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Even pessimists Have to admit it feels good Now to hope again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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