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The only way he gets traded is if a team determines that the Bill's horrendously sub-standard talent is the main reason why Edwards struggled.

 

Otherwise, I can't fathom why anyone who give up something for someone who will be released.

 

Fitz ruined our trading opportunity with his first half performance! What a jerk :pirate:

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He reported the Bills talked to at least one team. I have a feeling the conversation went something like this.

 

Bills: Hey, would you guys consider giving up anything for Trent Edwards? Y'now he started some games for us. It's hard to start in the NFL.

Team X: BWAAHAAAHAAAAHAAA, cough, huh, Haa. No.

 

LOL!! And, Team X is probably the Las Vegas Locomotives..

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I'd take (and really expect nothing more than) a head of Cauliflower, one pound of pinto beans, a dirty jockstrap, and three Oreo cookies.

 

Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:

a heated kidney shaped pool,

a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,

a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,

a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,

a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,

real simulated Indian jewelry,

a Gucci shoetree,

a year's supply of antibiotics,

a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth

and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,

a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,

Rosemary's baby!,

a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,

a new Matador, a new mastodon,

a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,

a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,

a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,

a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mack truck,

a Mazda, a new Monza!, or a moped,

a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,

or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,

a Las Vegas wedding,

a Mexican divorce,

a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,

or a baby's arm holding an apple? :ph34r:

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I've heard through about 4 degrees of separation from a !@#$ that he's getting cut tomorrow.

 

I still love the comedy of them trying to get something for him first.

 

I've heard through about 4 degrees of separation from a !@#$ that he's getting cut tomorrow.

 

I still love the comedy of them trying to get something for him first.

 

 

Is insider a bad word?

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