thebug Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Do you notice how some farts smell really bad and others, you can let go and nobody notices. I prefer the ones that you can sneak out and then "cup" and toss in someones face. What about you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 you ever notice that your farts smell different/worse depending on where you are? like some places turn farts into room clearers? same thing with taking a dump. btw, great thread, glad i could contribute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted November 2, 2009 Author Share Posted November 2, 2009 you ever notice that your farts smell different/worse depending on where you are? like some places turn farts into room clearers? same thing with taking a dump. btw, great thread, glad i could contribute Yah I agree, sometimes my farts smell better than the woman I am with. You ever smell your farts after using a propane torch for a day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 The more protein you eat the more smellier they are. The more fiber you eat the less smellier they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted November 2, 2009 Author Share Posted November 2, 2009 The more protein you eat the more smellier they are. The more fiber you eat the less smellier they are. How did I know you would find your way here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Beer farts are the worst, always smell terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Do you notice how some farts smell really bad and others, you can let go and nobody notices. I prefer the ones that you can sneak out and then "cup" and toss in someones face. What about you? Ahh the ever popular "cup of soup". Always classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordio Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 interesting topic. how come I think my farts smell good & everybody else's stink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 farts smell so deaf people can enjoy them too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Beer farts are the worst, always smell terrible. This is why I do not drink Michelob Ultra - something in that beer just makes me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 The more protein you eat the more smellier they are. The more fiber you eat the less smellier they are. You learned that from the fart master....I want my credit!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Farts are funny. So is watching someone gag when they smell one of your farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted November 2, 2009 Author Share Posted November 2, 2009 interesting topic. how come I think my farts smell good & everybody else's stink? Hey what else is there to talk about? Day after suicide wings farts are also good, trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Farts are funny. So is watching someone gag when they smell one of your farts. Not unlike how the Bills make you want to gag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Lets not forget blue blazers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted November 2, 2009 Author Share Posted November 2, 2009 Lets not forget blue blazers. What's a blue blazer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 What's a blue blazer? methane is a component of flatulence. methane is flammable. it burns with a bluish color. voila. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted November 2, 2009 Author Share Posted November 2, 2009 methane is a component of flatulence.methane is flammable. it burns with a bluish color. voila. Ah, yes.....we called them blue angels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Not unlike how the Bills make you want to gag. Now why ya gotta go and ruin a perfectly good fart thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Now why ya gotta go and ruin a perfectly good fart thread? I agree! Everyone bend over, its time to put Buffalo Bill through the fart wagon!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 You learned that from the fart master....I want my credit!! Oops, Okay, my personal nurse told me that. Happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linksfiend Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 http://www.heptune.com/farts.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 http://www.heptune.com/farts.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I just farted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted November 3, 2009 Author Share Posted November 3, 2009 I just farted. Dude, what did you eat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 interesting topic. how come I think my farts smell good & everybody else's stink? Ya!!!... Kinda like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Dude, what did you eat? Mighty Taco...aka Colon Cleanser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Mighty Taco...aka Colon Cleanser. On that note, you better check your boxers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloNewman Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Try being around my wife after eating hard boiled eggs........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stl Bills Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Try being around my wife after eating hard boiled eggs........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemhoff Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Lets not forget blue blazers. Also known as the "blue demon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Imagine what ~NG~ goes through, since he works in the same office as T-Bone, and T-Bone rips one after lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 http://www.heptune.com/farts.html "morning thunder" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Mine are worse in the morning...so bad they could peel the paint off the bathroom wall. I've always wondered why that is. Storing them up all night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 a poem. Here I sit, Broken Hearted. Came to s**t, and only farted. Thank You, I'll be here all week. Tip the waitresses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 a poem. Here I sit, Broken Hearted. Came to s**t, and only farted. Thank You, I'll be here all week. Tip the waitresses. What? No: "Try the veal!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted November 5, 2009 Author Share Posted November 5, 2009 a poem. Here I sit, Broken Hearted. Came to s**t, and only farted. Thank You, I'll be here all week. Tip the waitresses. There I sat Broken hearted paid a dime but only farted next time I took the chance I saved a dime but s**t my pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 Bump Just let a nasty one go and it reminded me of this thread, so I had to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 He who smelt it - dealt it He who denied it - supplied it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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