thebug Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 He who smelt it - dealt it He who denied it - supplied it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frit0 Bandit0 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 My 2 cents worth of humor "Speak to me o' toothless wonder" "Hey I didn't recognize you, breaths the same but your voice is a little different" women pass gas but men bust ass and in the office...To bust ass covertly while walking around is know as "Cubical dusting" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 He who smelt it - dealt it He who denied it - supplied it Unless you displayed it, evade it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 I agree! Everyone bend over, its time to put Buffalo Bill through the fart wagon!!! Dare you enter the Chamber of Farts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 The more protein you eat the more smellier they are. The more fiber you eat the less smellier they are. Our resident expert chimes in. interesting topic. how come I think my farts smell good & everybody else's stink? If anyone was given the choice to be put into a tiny room that they've just farted in vs. a tiny room somebody else farted in. I think most of us would enter our room. JMO Oops, Okay, my personal nurse told me that. Happy? Nurses who deal with dementia really aren't expert at other parts of the body. Take it with a grain of salt. http://www.heptune.com/farts.html a poem. Here I sit, Broken Hearted. Came to s**t, and only farted. Thank You, I'll be here all week. Tip the waitresses. That jokes do old the last time I heard that it was written on a wall in Bedrock. There I sat Broken hearted paid a dime but only farted next time I took the chance I saved a dime but s**t my pants. Haven't heard that before! George Carlin Rated PG Rated G My fart story. I was at work and had one that I knew would make the sprinklers go off and the desks were separated enough that the source could be easily traced. There was one guy known for just blowing the silent ones out and thinking nobody knew who it was. A lot of people, especially the women, were extremely grossed out by this. He was a gross guy to begin with. So I sidled up to his desk for a question I already knew the answer to and slowly and silently let it spread like a mustard gas attack from WWI. I then returned to my desk. A friend of mine walked passed his desk and turned a little pale. She came over to my desk and whispered; "Dan is so gross. Did you walk by his desk recently?" I shook my head. "He passed gas and it smells really bad. Why can't he just go to the bathroom?" and she scurried away. I had successfully framed Dan!! I ROCK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly McButterpants Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 It's these types of serious intellectual discussions of topical interest that keep me coming back to this board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 It's these types of serious intellectual discussions of topical interest that keep me coming back to this board Philistine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 It's these types of serious intellectual discussions of topical interest that keep me coming back to this board Thanks, Fatty McButterpants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 my friend just sent me this pic from Germany. Even Mickey and Minnie love farts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Thanks, Fatty McButterpants Who has one of the best names on this board, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Unless you displayed it, evade it. It was my.....shoe that made that noise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Roseanne Rosannadanna relates her story of farting in front of Walter Cronkite during a Columbia Journalism School commencement address. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd_syuD-N_k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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