How about getting arrested for having a meth lab in your house, twice?
http://www.syracuse.com/crime/index.ssf/2016/05/cicero_meth_bust_police_charge_man_again.html
When I was in college (late 80's - early 90's) they still offered COBOL as a programming class. Maybe if I had paid more attention I could have been hired by the government.
First concerts are announced on Facebook...
https://www.facebook.com/theTragicallyHip/
Right now I'm thinking I may try to get the August 12th show, then go to see the Bills vs. Colts on the 13th.
This is what we picked up today....
http://www.lowes.com/pd_632474-60102-1816-16EW_1z0wgdc__?productId=50329467&pl=1
The lawns really too small to worry about engines, and storing gas, etc. For $100, if we get 3-5 years out of it, it's worth it.
Without touching any credit cards or getting loans, I could cover a $5K crisis right now. Including credit cards, well, let's just say I've scared myself with how much I have available there.
After doing it for them all last year, they now expect you'll do it. It's time for them to buy their own mower and learn what being a homeowner is like.