Just Jack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UkSIcm_y7Y

Has lactose intolerance been mentioned? If not, I'm gonna go start that rumor.

http://www.timesunion.com/local/article/Threat-of-bomb-evacuates-plane-at-Albany-7259295.php?cmpid=email-mobile

The longer you can keep a qb on their feet and healthy, the better. So stop a sack.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-zoo-woman-in-tiger-pen-1.3539582

And use a fake name, I've had good luck using "Beerball from Ohio", though "he" is now overextended his credit at every casino on the strip.

UPDATE: He's going to jail, for 1-3 years... http://www.syracuse.com/crime/index.ssf/2016/04/syracuse_man_going_to_prison_for_41000_chicken-wing_caper_from_popular_pizza_joi.html

http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/university-at-buffalo/ub-mistakenly-sends-5000-acceptance-emails-20160417 http://www.buffalo.edu/news/releases/2016/04/039.html

Not her first time getting in trouble http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/woman-charged-with-assaulting-police-officer/nh4tk/

There are five on the NYS Thruway rest areas. http://www.thruway.ny.gov/travelers/travelplazas/ And I agree with Tom, they suck.

Although it starts out about rooms, there's other advice to be had in the thread. http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/183504-places-to-stay-in-vegas/

Woman accused of having sex with 15-year-old boy in Fulton apartment http://www.syracuse.com/crime/index.ssf/2016/04/fulton_woman_charged_with_having_sex_with_15-year-old_boy.html https://twitter.com/langdon_amanda

Yes

Camping overnight does not qualify as First In The Lot.

I already have someone interested in my Pitt tickets. And I'm debating between two people which to take for the Miami game. So that only leaves me one December game to decide to either use or sell.

Last year first game to be streamed on Yahoo, this year Twitter. What will they do next year?

Home opener is the home opener, that's what I say

A few years ago the Broncos vs Bills was Christmas Eve, I don't remember if it was a Saturday or Sunday game though.

Crap. Gotta go change my hotel reservations

Yea, right. How trustworthy is this source?

Now you can if you pay enough http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=78557

American does that, it seems they have about twelve categories of people that can board based on frequent flyer status, what credit card of theirs you have, military service, if your first name starts with Q, before they even get to their Zone 1 people. The one time I flew Southwest I had ticket number 55. Walking through the airport I saw a sign at their help desk about upgrading my place in line so I asked. The girl tells me she can get me spot number 5 for $15. It was a no brainier to pay it.

When I used to do a lot of work in NYC, that was always something we'd consider when choosing a hotel to stay at, picking one where we should be going in the opposite direction during rush hour.

But the reporter doesn't know who he is (Don't worry, he was a witness, not the aggressor or victim) http://rol.st/1qn1y8C

I tried entering $0.00 and it rejected it.