Just Jack

“Oh boy, the Kardashian’s are here! I hope I can get a picture with them! They’re the best!”

Sunday morning.... “Everyone is allllwwway. On the oboen”

Don’t heat up urine in the microwave https://www.9news.com/mobile/article/news/woman-cited-for-allegedly-causing-urine-to-explode-in-7-eleven-microwave/73-548900829

Saw a person driving the wrong way on a highway when my friend and I were driving home late one night. This was before cell phones were prevalent (mid 90s) so neither of us had one. We paced him from the other side and tried to get people’s attention in case another driver had one. Luckily someone somehow alerted the cops because they were able to get ahead of him and pull him over. But as it was from when we saw him to when he was pulled over was at least 6 miles.

I still can’t figure out what you were trying to say in the text you sent me.

http://www.syracuse.com/ny-sports/index.ssf/2018/05/suit_alleging_manning_sold_bogus_memorabilia_nears_trial.html

I thought that was a normal day for you.

Ever wonder why someone does this? Here's a theory... http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2018/05/into_the_minds_of_serial_poopers_amid_nj_high_scho.html What make a good track to poop on? Here's a comparison.... http://wpdh.com/best-hudson-valley-tracks-to-poop-on/

Death by suicide... https://consequenceofsound.net/2018/05/avicii-killed-himself-with-a-broken-wine-glass-report/

It depends on the paper, our local paper has horrible editing, no proofreading before posting. One article I saw was about two brothers, one was in jail, the other not, but the writer kept using one brothers name throughout the entire thing. Here's a sample.... In another article, before the Super Bowl, a sports writer said the Bills played their third SB in Minneapolis. It's small stupid mistakes like these that we see daily here.

Dear Penthouse Forum, While at a leadership conference, I had to room with someone I did not know. Well it turns out his wife is a co-worker of mine. A plan started to come into my head. I suggested we all get together the next weekend for drinks.......

Yes, in half the time. Only takes half an hour to make.

Or 50 students paying $10 to get GDIB's secret "Teachers that have sex with students" list.

Maybe she was surprised she got caught, cause you know that never happens.

or 50 cents from 10,000 members.

It was also an episode of NCIS

Thanks. Just in case, I changed the link to a different news provider

Mystery pooper at N.J. high school's track turned out to be superintendent, cops say

Start taking the bus/subway/etc to work. Look for someone who always looks pissed off. Become their friend. Find out who is pissing them off. Suggest that you both could solve each others problem. You "take care of" their problem, they take care of the partner. Then never talk to them again.

I skimmed through it. Daniel seems like an jerk in the episode.

I don't like clowns, so that's a solid no for me. But she is a redhead, and some of my most fun times were with redheads. So I don't know....

I remember a pre-season game years ago when they did their "look at us" dance routine between the 3rd and 4th quarters. They came out with chairs, and proceeded to do a strip club lap dance routine. I think someone said something because I never saw that routine again.

How Redskins Used Cheerleaders: Topless Photo Shoots and an Uneasy Night Out